I watch my 20 y/o sister in law struggle to write an essay or Google something. I think about how some creep 3x her age would probably give his left kidney to ‘date’ her. I keep gifting her pocket knives and tasers for her birthdays.

Startled by this, I went to Google the man's birthday. Even more startled to find it's the same year as me.

And like it particularly annoys me because I REMEMBER the disgusting way people spoke of Cynthia when she was the Blue Fairy in Pinocchio. So for her to land such a fantastically big deal of a leading role and have it overshadowed by a costar is so… well it fits the theme of the story I guess.

I can’t in good conscience say that she’s not doing a good Glinda, and I respect the integrity of saying “we’re not going to Ariana-fy Glinda” but also it stole the light from Cynthia so much.

Your bestest friend will and should call you a dumbass from time to time when you are, in-fact, being a dumbass.