I think that they removed Prince Andrew's "Duke of York" title because they don't like everyone spreading the rumour that he's had ten thousand men.
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I think that they removed Prince Andrew's "Duke of York" title because they don't like everyone spreading the rumour that he's had ten thousand men.
Here's me on stage at the Edinburgh fringe this weekend
August 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Here's me on stage at the Edinburgh fringe this weekend
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See you at school Simon
June 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
See you at school Simon
Read the word "briefest" and thought for a second it was referring to a festival for the French cheese
May 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Read the word "briefest" and thought for a second it was referring to a festival for the French cheese
bought a ticket to see my bloody valentine. I'm excited.
March 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
bought a ticket to see my bloody valentine. I'm excited.
I took a sleep study test last night, which involves going to sleep wearing medical recording equipment. I had an anxiety dream that I'd managed to cheat on the test by having the best night's sleep of my life, which made me wake up early.
March 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I took a sleep study test last night, which involves going to sleep wearing medical recording equipment. I had an anxiety dream that I'd managed to cheat on the test by having the best night's sleep of my life, which made me wake up early.
For valentine's day, someone should take that "roses are red, violets are blue" poem except change the words to be funny. I think there's a real missed opportunity for comedy there.
February 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
For valentine's day, someone should take that "roses are red, violets are blue" poem except change the words to be funny. I think there's a real missed opportunity for comedy there.
Just saw the Jesus Lizard. Can't believe I got to see the Jesus Lizard.
January 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just saw the Jesus Lizard. Can't believe I got to see the Jesus Lizard.
Just saw a crow perched on a sheep and wanted to let someone know
January 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just saw a crow perched on a sheep and wanted to let someone know
Amazon keep harassing me on Facebook. They want me to buy Chris Tarrant's millennium house party on CD.
January 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Amazon keep harassing me on Facebook. They want me to buy Chris Tarrant's millennium house party on CD.
Have you seen this goofball? He just can't catch a break lol!
December 31, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Have you seen this goofball? He just can't catch a break lol!
I watched The Christmas Carol. I only caught the last 20 minutes, but basically it's about a guy who really loves Christmas and is really generous.
December 25, 2024 at 8:27 AM
I watched The Christmas Carol. I only caught the last 20 minutes, but basically it's about a guy who really loves Christmas and is really generous.
Saw a band that sounded like Jeremy from Peep Show
September 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Saw a band that sounded like Jeremy from Peep Show
I finally watched isle of dogs. The good dogs made me cry gently throughout.
April 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I finally watched isle of dogs. The good dogs made me cry gently throughout.
I went to see "the boy and the heron" today. It really delivers on the promise of the title. There is absolutely a boy and a heron.
December 30, 2023 at 9:10 PM
I went to see "the boy and the heron" today. It really delivers on the promise of the title. There is absolutely a boy and a heron.
When Frosty the snowman waves goodbye saying "don't you cry, I'll be back again some day" that's apparently fine, but when I do it, it's "weird".
December 13, 2023 at 7:29 PM
When Frosty the snowman waves goodbye saying "don't you cry, I'll be back again some day" that's apparently fine, but when I do it, it's "weird".
Pubs and bars should have menus. How am I supposed to imagine what drinks there are?
November 17, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Pubs and bars should have menus. How am I supposed to imagine what drinks there are?
You have to stop and smell the flowers. This is a metaphor but also should be taken literally. The flowers smell nice.
November 4, 2023 at 6:17 PM
You have to stop and smell the flowers. This is a metaphor but also should be taken literally. The flowers smell nice.
I've just discovered my mum puts bananas in her bacon sandwiches. And her mother puts blackcurrant jam on her bacon and banana sandwiches. I never stood a chance.
October 21, 2023 at 8:04 PM
I've just discovered my mum puts bananas in her bacon sandwiches. And her mother puts blackcurrant jam on her bacon and banana sandwiches. I never stood a chance.
It is the season (I have decided) to eat a lot of custard. I got a jam roland poland (underrated pudding). What else should I eat.
October 7, 2023 at 8:03 PM
It is the season (I have decided) to eat a lot of custard. I got a jam roland poland (underrated pudding). What else should I eat.
I like that there are no videos on bluesky. It means that i don't get inundated with "suggested" videos of people putting six eggs in every food.
October 7, 2023 at 7:26 PM
I like that there are no videos on bluesky. It means that i don't get inundated with "suggested" videos of people putting six eggs in every food.
Put download codes in your vinyl records! Cowards!
October 5, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Put download codes in your vinyl records! Cowards!
I love the pikmin and when I die I want them to feed my body in to a big onion.
September 23, 2023 at 7:48 AM
I love the pikmin and when I die I want them to feed my body in to a big onion.
I watched "the whale". The tagline says he's a recluse but he has more visitors in a week than I do in a year!
August 27, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I watched "the whale". The tagline says he's a recluse but he has more visitors in a week than I do in a year!