Claiming to be dead center, but so far right he's sliding off the page. The Onion couldn't have done it better.

When the microaggressions verge on the macro

If this were happening in any other country, it would be reported as a coup. If the military were doing it instead of an unelected billionaire, it would be reported as a coup.

As always, I trust @fathernathan.bsky.social to unpick even the most thorny and complex of biblical questions

The allegory of the X-Men has never been closer to truth than it is right now. I hope the MCU does it justice.

Justin Baldoni releases a BTS tape that he thinks proves they had an amicable relationship. It shows Blake Lively doing everything a woman has ever done to stop a powerful man from crossing a line without angering him. It says everything.

Okay I give in already. I see what the algorithm wants. Have some mushrooms.

When a year tells you who it is on the first day, believe it.

Justin Trudeau should just be glad he didn't get called Tim Canada

I wanted the manifesto to be somehow meaningful but it reads like a non sequitur comment on a facebook post about NFTs, typos and all.

Lin-Manuel Miranda and Ryan Murphy bare-knuckle boxing for the rights as we speak. Can't wait to see what rhymes with manifesto.

[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?

We tried to tell you

Elgin Valley, much-needed peace.

"We're here! We fuck! We're shit! Queer up!" - everyone joining Bluesky this week