NOT being colonized and therefore not having Christianity foul up your entire culture? Top-tier stuff, highly recommended.

...I can imagine a world where this guy ran over a dog or a cat and changed the animal to a duck in the story so he wouldn't get flamed. Like, this story is wildly different if it happened to an animal we don't normally eat lol

I don't really understand why this is a controversial take. Like, the whole 'the reward is the friends you made a long the way' theme is ubiquitous to the point of being a trope. I can understand an AI apologist arguing in favor of convenience, but they can't have their cake and eat it too lol

Light mode is awesome! It's so colorful. Dark mode makes me feel moody lol

I work for a company that has assisted before, but it's not a charitable thing as far as I'm aware. We'll work with FEMA if they tap us, but we are getting paid by FEMA for services.

I called my grand parents mamaw and papaw ^~^ I don't hear it very much outside of the south eastern U.S.

Please at least go hide behind the dumpsters when you do it. I can't keep bailing you out.

Geese give better wingies cause they have bigger wings, guaranteed

See, I know you well enough to see through your lies 🪿

Dis is why I have the 'not commissioning' thing in my bio. I started getting basically zero of those messages after I added it. Like, I can respect the hustle, but pretending to be friendly just to try to sell feels scummy 🤷‍♀️

Truly, thank you for the mental image of a duck gobbling a dick 🙏

Please use a gag if you do. I don't want to be kept up all night with her noises 🙄