moominpapa.bsky.social
@moominpapa.bsky.social
Yeah, like they really needed to rub in the "Bethesda" part?
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
With a weird direct gaze like that, it must be for PlayStation.
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It gets a wee bit complicated by the fact that hand guy also has a gun and a sword, though.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Seems to be a pretty substantial media blitz about greedy pensioners who need to be reined in because the fiscal situation is so dire, and by the way the mansion tax is just so unfair.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yup. Asfura has promised to adopt the El Salvadoran model of reactionary thuggery and US-accommodating torture camps. The more murderous thieving fash in power, the better the world is for this administration of shitgoblins.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Wait, are they somehow connected to the Chicago Bears, an endlessly disappointing NFL franchise also located in Chicago?
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This has long been a recurring question.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey!
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is surprising to you? How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Necessity is the mother of invention.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I mean, I confess that in a long-ago childhood, I was bathed in hagiographies of the Pilgrims and the phony “live in peace” narrative. But for my adult life, it’s been a day off that involves purely personal celebration. Nobody’s raising a glass to the extermination of New England indigenous tribes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
But it’s so closely associated with New England harvest feasts of thanksgiving and some stories made up generations after the fact.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Montana used to at least have a libertarian “live and let live” tendency. Everyplace conservative has been standardizing on the same “rude stupid asshole” template in recent decades, which is how natives like Tester get turfed out by out-of-state lying bigots who follow the script.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The first federal "End of November" holiday was from a proclamation by Abraham Lincoln in 1863, celebrating Union successes in the Civil War. That was the context for President Grant making it a recurring national holiday in 1870. So I always say "Happy Down with the Confederacy Day."
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ahem. "Orange Catholic Bible."
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just remember this one is a White Sox fan.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ah, but do they have celery soda? "Checkmate," as the kids these days say when playing the Uno.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Hugo Boss, 1936 commemorative edition. Why?"
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When Trump makes him Fed Chair to replace Powell next year, we'll be stuck with him for five more years.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'd also suggest he put in a bulk order for canned Shut The Fuck Up.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Members of Congress with military backgrounds reminding active-duty members of their obligations could have some actual benefit in the here and now. Impeachment won't go anywhere before January 2027 at the earliest, and removal by impeachment is impossible. Low-hanging fruit, and all that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'd go with the wicked choice and punch your Christmas ticket with Boobs. Whatever it takes to "train your dragon," if you know what I mean (and I think you do). Uh ... something something elf.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Whatta ya got against ham?

[Whisper, whisper]

... Oh, right. The nitrates.
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM