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Software Test Engineer. Cat dad. Video gamer. Runner. Baker. Miami Dolphins. Seattle Seahawks. 🍍+ 🍕= straight to jail.
Dear Recruiters,

Do you guys actually fucking do anything?

xoxo,
Me
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
JFC
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Dear Recruiters,

DON'T FUCKING DO THIS.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Stolen from Reddit.
October 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Didn't realize beans and squapes were related.
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Warning: accepting my blood may result in side effects of extreme sarcasm and/or profanity.
#BloodDrive #SakuraCon
April 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What in the fresh hell is this?
April 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
To the Trump supporter who stuck this on the wall (because I can't imagine anyone else doing this):

Have you even watched this movie?
March 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Another Hot Chocolate run in the books. But no banana in my finisher mug? What's up with that?

It's one banana; what could it cost, ten dollars?
March 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I totally forgot I made this stupid meme back when he bought Twitter.
February 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
On today's episode...
December 28, 2024 at 7:10 AM