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Melissa, if you will
@moolissa.bsky.social
A real idiot lady
I’m in New Mexico for the night and once again I am reminded that this state has god tier license plates
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
One of my toxic traits is that the later it gets, the better my concentration. I’m one of those rare people who shouldn’t read before bed because next thing I know I should have been asleep two hours ago.
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
My newest foster is 8 years old, at best guess, but every day someone asks if she’s a puppy. Let’s all bring that sweet energy into the new year together
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s more macabre to me that someone is writing AI prompts for glamour shot photos of a sheriff in front of a fatal accident than if someone took the photo for real. It’s just real fucked up this is what people are draining a Great Lake to create
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Holy Infant so tender and mild, will never not be about food to me. Christmas choir 2025
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As a non-Christian, we don’t appreciate Hark the Harold Angels Sing enough for its brevity! What a nice song!
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Opioid update two: people do this for fun?
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Side effects of opioids may be sobbing because it’s the first time in days you’ve been able to breathe
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How bad does it have to be if your dog loudly farts, turns to sniff, and immediately starts gagging? I wouldn’t know, I ran out of the room immediately but I assume pretty bad.
August 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Is everyone doing alright? Is it just me that the August despair is hitting this hard, this early?
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We have reached the point of the summer where I am certain my body is 50% watermelon. I cannot be stopped
June 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Leaving the vet today and a little girl in the lobby stopped me to tell me, My cat has to die today.

Obviously this is a sad moment but what an objectively hilariously ominous way to state it. “My cat has to die today”
May 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Once again I ask myself, why am I so fucking sad
May 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well, it happened. I foster failed this little muppet. His one adoption event a little kid looked at him and asked, what kind of animal is that?
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
😛😉😒
April 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There’s this YT video I scroll by all the time talking about how different royals died. One boiled in the bath and yes, that is the correct bath temp and I have no need to watch the video
April 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I am just sick that men keep inventing new facial hair styles. Sick! Wtaf people!
March 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I took in an emergency foster two weeks ago. Puppies were 24 hours old and too weak to nurse. I thought I was going to lose them all but I barely slept to bottle feed around the clock. Now these babies are the chunkiest of nuggets and I love holding them like a football
March 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Last night a friend was explaining that he believes in Music As Community, not music as commodity and then sang a bluegrass song called Eat The Rich and these are the things that bring me joy in 2025
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I would die for this cat. Should I adopt Babushka?
March 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Work town hall this week they told us we need to be tolerant of others who are not devastated by the state of affairs lately. How can they even look themselves in the mirror.
February 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don’t watch football so things I was shocked by tonight was the answer to where the End Racism was removed from (directly above the word Chiefs) and a neighbor did The Chop which I thought wasn’t actually a thing and I had to immediately leave.
February 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is a reminder for myself and maybe you too. Community is a muscle. If you stop exercising it, it’s hard to get back in the habit. You must choose community, time and time and time again
January 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do pilots not have intrusive thoughts? Can you imagine being that mentally healthy? Is that even possible?
January 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Made a bold choice to complain about a coworker to another coworker and the relief I feel that we feel the same way was worth the risk
January 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM