Mookie Ledbetter
@mookieledbetter.bsky.social
Whatever, I'm tired.
99% isn't good enough anymore - this administration can reduce things by at least 500%
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
99% isn't good enough anymore - this administration can reduce things by at least 500%
Went to a Burger King drive thru in college 30 years ago. When I got to the pickup window, the worker handed me my drink and said, with a slight drawl, "we ain't go no lids."
Still pops into my head whenever I say the word "lids."
Still pops into my head whenever I say the word "lids."
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Went to a Burger King drive thru in college 30 years ago. When I got to the pickup window, the worker handed me my drink and said, with a slight drawl, "we ain't go no lids."
Still pops into my head whenever I say the word "lids."
Still pops into my head whenever I say the word "lids."
Frontward facing felon
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Frontward facing felon
Definitely not worth the wait
September 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Definitely not worth the wait
Or it might be just OK
August 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Or it might be just OK
I'm hoping for a TACO -- Tsunamis Always Chicken Out
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm hoping for a TACO -- Tsunamis Always Chicken Out
Noncitizen Kane
May 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Noncitizen Kane
Reminds me of Homer Simpson answering the phone and saying, "you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
January 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Reminds me of Homer Simpson answering the phone and saying, "you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
Still makes me smile every time I hear it.
a man in a blue jacket playing a guitar with the words she wore a raspberry beret above him
ALT: a man in a blue jacket playing a guitar with the words she wore a raspberry beret above him
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Still makes me smile every time I hear it.
Reminded me of the Muffin Fucker joke from the other place, which is one of my absolute favorites of all time.
December 22, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Reminded me of the Muffin Fucker joke from the other place, which is one of my absolute favorites of all time.
Typical dude - too embarrassed to ask for directions.
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Typical dude - too embarrassed to ask for directions.
What did Vince Vaughn do?
December 1, 2024 at 1:52 PM
What did Vince Vaughn do?
A Jizzy Navel
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
A Jizzy Navel