I'm not gonna vote for any presidential candidate, assuming there's an election in 2028, that doesn't promise to criminally charge literally every single ICE officer.

Read some of my writing!

Twitter broken again lol

Boss walking in on me reading the Wikipedia page for "goblin" on the clock

Spent like 20 minutes blocking blue checks and then just deleted Twitter lol

Middle mouse button is basically magic. Whenever I click that thing whatever I want to happen most happens

Me, wondering why eunuchs were always scheming: What was their problem, man

Me, remembering what eunuch means: Ohhhh

It's a shame that the best drum intro of all time is in a song about wanting to fuck your teacher in high school

Bubbler water hits different