Dan M 🇬🇧
moodydaniel.bsky.social
Dan M 🇬🇧
@moodydaniel.bsky.social
Not a nipple, but definitely a bit of a tit.
Good evening US guy who forgot Bluesky has non US Citizens.
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
It can be problematic when they have too many words, for example we only have one way to say no, they have nein.
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Aigh? Speak up
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If you call that a joke, you're on Rocky ground.
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Killing Muslims appeals to MAGA 'Mericans. Doing so in Nigeria attacks the competition of the Evangelical businesses thriving there. If IS is weakened great, but ultimately people died for political gain, I doubt the rights or wrongs were a factor in the decision.
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
That cartoon got me to the closest I'll ever get to defending Hitler.
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It might not be the best time for a US citizen to be conflating a country and its representatives with its individuals... Have a lovely Christmas day and indulge your vices and here's hoping for a better 2026. 🎁
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Violent Night is pretty high up there, but doesn't have the plot to be a classic. Peter Pan Goes Wrong is good shout for alternative kid friendly humour, but very British.
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Being British
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How delightfully US exceptionalist. Merry Xmas from Britain.
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hans Gruber could have taken over the kitchen?
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I had a joke about King William the Third, I thought it was gold but turned out Orange.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fifty years! Wow! Nick Cage has aged well!
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A person asks for help dealing with an emotional issue that they know isn't entirely rational. Lots of wannabe Vulcans respond that his feelings are not rational and should be discounted. Illogical
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
But who do I kill to get the body?
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The gays have had it rough enough, without linking Trump to them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM