I'll be honest, I stopped reading after they called Churchill a Marxist.

It's difficult to read while you're crying with laughter.

Who hacked Baz's account?

Yeah my youngest brother went past year.

Said the food was shit but the city was lovely.

I'm inclined to believe him on the city, and to call bollocks on the food...he wouldn't know good food if it kicked him in the balls.

Fener fans views on him aren't exactly encouraging.

Apparently he's brilliant with his head if he gets service, but that's essentially all he's good at.

I'd far rather we focused on signing an actual RB than worrying about forwards.

Grim

Fairly new myself and at the end of the day it's all subjective.

I've never been a fan of smoky whiskies myself, that's more my dad's forté. His favourite is Lagavulin 16 (pricier than Talisker, but still under £100).

Surely you can do better than Talisker, Baz.

Treat yourself to some Lagavulin or Green Label if you want something peaty, or if you want something smoother try Waterford (Irish).

Would settle for Troy Parrott tbh

Koeman + Moshiri's hideous transfer business.

Either that or Bournemouth at home last season.

Subs left far too late...seems to be a bit of an Everton thing, no matter the manager

Agreed KDH and Grealish were poor today, but I wouldn't be dropping them based off of one performance.

Hard disagree on that one. Myko always puts a shift in.

Not many 10/10 performances, but I can't remember the last time he had a genuine stinker.

Not necessarily agreeing with applauding an opposition sub while we're losing, but if anyone deserves it it's Richy.

The man gave his heart and soul for Everton.

Good to see you're finally hopping on the short-form content bandwagon Shaun

Crap attitude, massive wages. Don't want him.

Best part of the whole festival was probably the sheer number of new(ish) artists I discovered

Good 6 or 7 groups I'd never heard of before have now firmly lodged themselves into my Spotify playlists

Luvcat is a very recent artist (only released 8 songs so far) so don't blame you if you haven't heard of her

Chappell Roan is what 14 year old girls (and my 60 year old dad) listen to

Suki Waterhouse is probably most famous for dating the guy from Twilight but her music is actually pretty decent

Looking banging.

Octopus when done right is one of the nicest seafood dishes out there.

This year they added an extra day (Wednesday) which was a girls' day - Chappell Roan, London Grammar, Suki Waterhouse, Luvcat etc. across just two of the five stages.

It was arguably the best day of the five, not a single bad performance (with the possible exception of Sofia Isella who was meh).