You are everything my parents warned me about.
Mainly, being a Fulham fan

A very demanding God. Took me an absolute age to remove the goat blood from the chaise lounge. The white velvet will never be the same.
Two followers, though, so, swings and roundabouts, I suppose.

I dunno.... would there be scones?

What does the full-caf dog look like?

What about The Littlest Hobo?? A classic that I can still remember 35 years later!

youtu.be/0p8oeiVDcx4

And we thank you! I'm sure he will make more appearances, he's much more photogenic than I've ever been.
Cute dogs you've got there!