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𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟳-𝗘𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀
Convenient vigilantism used to thwart retail profiling
Convenient vigilantism used to thwart retail profiling
Germantown 7-Eleven Runs into Cars
Germantown, MD – Frustrated by what it calls “retail profiling” by distracted Montgomery County drivers, a Germantown 7-Eleven took a preemptive strike against five idling motorists outside its front...
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December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟳-𝗘𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀
Convenient vigilantism used to thwart retail profiling
Convenient vigilantism used to thwart retail profiling
𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿: 𝗔 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀
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Kate Stewart's Abuse of Power: A Year of Press Exclusion Ends, But the Damage to Democracy Lingers
Press freedom attack personal, punitive, and detached from legitimate policy
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December 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿: 𝗔 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀
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Non-Satirical
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𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘁 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
New Burtonsville School Building Sparks Mascot Decision
As construction continues on a brand-new Montgomery County school in Burtonsville, the community is being asked to help make one of the most exciting decisions ahead of the school’s 2026 reopening: ch...
montgonion.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘁 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆: 𝗔 𝟮𝟱𝟬 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿-𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗢𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆
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The Tip of Montgomery County: A 250 Year-Old Oddity
The northernmost portion of Montgomery County is a mile-long, sparsely populated, needle-like tip. It varies in width from 100 to 500 feet and culminates at a sharp point in a place known as Four Coun...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆: 𝗔 𝟮𝟱𝟬 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿-𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗢𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆
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𝗘𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜𝘀 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲
Enclosed Shopping Mall Is Opened in Rockville
Rockville's new 50-store enclosed shopping mall was opened officially yesterday. It replaces decaying, two- and three-story marginal businesses in the center of the city's downtown urban renewal area....
montgonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
𝗘𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜𝘀 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲
EXCLUSIVE 🔥 Leaked chat📱shows how MCPS Superident Thomas Taylor bungled Friday's snow snow ❄️ decision 🤔.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
EXCLUSIVE 🔥 Leaked chat📱shows how MCPS Superident Thomas Taylor bungled Friday's snow snow ❄️ decision 🤔.
𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝟰𝟮 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲
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County Executive Candidate Guilty on 42 Citations as Lender Files for Foreclosure
Converging legal and financial crises present huge hurdles for Mithun Banerjee
montgonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝟰𝟮 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲
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𝗔𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗜𝗣𝗠 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝘆
Arrive Silver Spring Adopts Aquatic IPM Strategy
Red Tail executives say aquatic IPM was a success in Wheaton
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December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
𝗔𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗜𝗣𝗠 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝘆
We would like to join Google AI in debunking the Montgomery County cooked crab ban rumor. The rules only apply to the method of preparation. Details:
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December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
We would like to join Google AI in debunking the Montgomery County cooked crab ban rumor. The rules only apply to the method of preparation. Details:
montgonion.com/home/steamed...
montgonion.com/home/steamed...
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗹
New Council President Offers Hope for Glenmont and Aspen Hill
Natali Fani-González has the vision. Let's see if she can make some deals.
montgonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗹
𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
County Debates Fate of Produce Bags as Plastic Ban Nears Implementation
ROCKVILLE — With Montgomery County’s long-planned plastic carryout bag ban set to take effect January 1, an intense policy debate has emerged within county government: what to do about the thin plasti...
montgonion.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻’/𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲
Dunkin’/Baskin Set to Replace Marlo in Rockville
A new Dunkin’/Baskin Robbins is coming to 725 Rockville Pike in Rockville, filling the former Marlo Furniture space across from Richmond Montgomery High School. Marlo Furniture, which closed in Septem...
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December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻’/𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲
𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧 𝗕𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻
How ChatGPT Blew Mithun Banerjee’s Brain
Every now and then, you encounter a moment so absurd you just have to stop and admire it. As a satire writer, I seek them out. This week's bizarre moment happened spontaneously and sets a new bar for ...
montgonion.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧 𝗕𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻
𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗺
Rockville Sues Sign Installation Firm
Rockville, MD -- What started as a downtown beautification project on the rusty, graffiti covered Park Road CSX railroad bridge has turned into a messy dispute between the City of Rockville and Clarks...
montgonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗺
𝗚𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱
Gaithersburg and Rockville Municipal Merger Approved
New city instantly becomes second-largest in Maryland
montgonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
𝗚𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱
On small business Saturday, we appreciate ❤️ Headlight Restoration Montgomery, who pays our web hosting fees and other expense. Started in 2020 during the Covid-19 lockdown, the company has restored more than 4,000 sets of vehicle headlights and is number #1 in the DMV.
www.headzmd.com
www.headzmd.com
Headlight Restoration Montgomery
Headlight Restoration Montgomery restores cloudy, hazy vehicle lights to crystal clear, like new condition. We come to you.
www.headzmd.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
On small business Saturday, we appreciate ❤️ Headlight Restoration Montgomery, who pays our web hosting fees and other expense. Started in 2020 during the Covid-19 lockdown, the company has restored more than 4,000 sets of vehicle headlights and is number #1 in the DMV.
www.headzmd.com
www.headzmd.com
Following our article analyzing Banerjee’s financial disclosure statement irregularities, he harassed and threatened The Montgonion, ours readers, local officials, and fellow media outlets who engaged with or reposted the article. He's completely unhinged (like his doors 👇)
𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 ‘𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲’
Non-Satirical
Non-Satirical
Mithun Banerjee’s Rotting Real Estate ‘Empire’
The county has issued more than 40 citations for two rental homes since 2021
montgonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Following our article analyzing Banerjee’s financial disclosure statement irregularities, he harassed and threatened The Montgonion, ours readers, local officials, and fellow media outlets who engaged with or reposted the article. He's completely unhinged (like his doors 👇)
𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 ‘𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲’
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Non-Satirical
Mithun Banerjee’s Rotting Real Estate ‘Empire’
The county has issued more than 40 citations for two rental homes since 2021
montgonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 ‘𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲’
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𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗴 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻 𝗝𝗮𝗻 𝟭
Plastic Bag Ban Enforcement, Reporting Scheme Begin Jan 1
ROCKVILLE, Md. — After unveiling its universally-embraced gas-leaf-blower photo-snitch policy earlier this fall, Montgomery County announced today that the exact same enforcement model will now serve ...
montgonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗴 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻 𝗝𝗮𝗻 𝟭
Mithun Banerjee says our report is a biased attack against "a Minority, Person of Color, Asian American & Immigrant." We say perjury is colorblind.
𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲'𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
Non-Satirical Report
Non-Satirical Report
Errors Mark Candidate's Financial Disclosure Statement
Property Values and Income Sources Misstated on Banerjee Disclosure
montgonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Mithun Banerjee says our report is a biased attack against "a Minority, Person of Color, Asian American & Immigrant." We say perjury is colorblind.
𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲'𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
Non-Satirical Report
Non-Satirical Report
Errors Mark Candidate's Financial Disclosure Statement
Property Values and Income Sources Misstated on Banerjee Disclosure
montgonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲'𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
Non-Satirical Report
Non-Satirical Report
𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
Judge Orders Wootton Temporary Relocation
Court cites irreparable harm from deplorable conditions and health hazards
montgonion.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
𝗘𝗹𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵’𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗘𝗴𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝘁
Elrich’s Bloated Ego Requires Two Elected Offices to Contain It
Campaign announcement prompts shortage of eye-rolling and dramatic sighs
montgonion.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
𝗘𝗹𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵’𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗘𝗴𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝘁
𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹: 𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝘇 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗕𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁
Non-Satirical
Non-Satirical
Editorial: Sidney Katz Must Be the Next Council President
When the Montgomery County Council convenes on December 2 to choose its next president, the stakes will be far higher than the ceremonial tranquility that usually defines the annual rotation. Montgome...
montgonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹: 𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝘇 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗕𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁
Non-Satirical
Non-Satirical
𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗰 𝗙𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝘂𝗺
Non-Satirical
Non-Satirical
Montgomery County Executive Candidates Square Off in Civic Federation Forum
Candidates agree on core crises but offer substantially different remedies.
montgonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗰 𝗙𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝘂𝗺
Non-Satirical
Non-Satirical