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montanathebitch.bsky.social
the specific list in question
cartoon porn moderation list by Montanathebitch.bsky.social there's nothing wrong with cartoon porn, I love that for you. but it just pisses me off to look at. you're not bad people, you just post hand drawn vagina and I find that specific thing annoying. but keep going or whatever
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
lists I'm on, and lists that violate ToS
lists I'm on Assholes don't be a jerk! scolds people who fasten on a minor thing and will not fucking let up on it jerks users that I've decided are not worth interacting with due to rudeness shut the fuck up! nerds or cops or prompt tweeters deranged freaks misogynists who want women to die generally toxic just people I don't want to see in my feed but probably not bad enough for the big lists general losers a mishmash of people I refuse to deal with: fascists, Nazis, Zionists, right wingers, Conservatives, MAGAs, hardline libs, bigots, creeps, trolls, edgelords, genAI/crypto enthusiasts, rage biters, hardcore stans of evil people, etc people detrimental to the social media experience people I believe are detrimental to the social media experience hell no asses in replies, mostly. but also weirdly dramatic people who do stuff like argue with trolls ad nauseam, saying needlessly critical stuff like "are you surprised?", along with anything demonstrating that no further (or any) interaction is profitable or needed toxic rejects chuds, magas, maplemagas, foreign propagandists, reply guys and other harassers who just want to troll you. not really a list for porn bots though Hi there, Your Bluesky account (@montanathebitch.bsky.social) has created a list called "cartoon porn" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues. - Harmful language such as insults or slurs - Unverified claims - Appears intended to shame or abuse users - Links to inappropriate off-platform content
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
If you see this, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
Garfield comic. a female vet is holding Garfield, Jon says "have a cup of coffee job. why, thanks. don't mind if I do" while picking up a blue mug on the table the vet, very demure, says "congratulations Mr. arbuckle" as Jon chugs the contents of the cup the vet, looking very saucy, popping her booty, says "time to water the ol' lawn. tonk, tonk, tonk" and Garfield thinks "tonk tonk tonk"
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
I just microwaved this feast
two hot dogs on a plate covered in squares of marble cheese, in a microwave
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
Where's this energy you racist fucks?
3 congressmen wearing AR15 lapel pins after the Nashville shooting in 2023
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
I'm the only one brave enough to talk about this?
a bluesky search for "penisfartballs" that is showing a single result, my post from 2/22/2024 that reads "okay but the cards against humanity card that says penisfartballs... that's freaking random! 🤪"
April 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
who up securing the free state?
an old scroll with digital text The 2nd Amendment a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
tapping the sign
yellow caution sign THERE IS NO SECURITY IN BEING USEFUL TO A SYSTEM OF EXPLOITATION
April 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
"I bought my tesla before elon went crazy"

yeah, I don't believe you
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Di...
According to the state's Department of Fair Employment and Housing, the Fremont factory was racially segregated and Black workers testified that they were subjected to racist slurs, racial drawings, and were given the most menial and physically demanding work. Working conditions at the plant were so unacceptable, the department stated, that many Black employees had been forced to quit. J. Bernard Alexander III, one of Diaz's lawyers, told jurors that the use of the “n-word” was pervasive and virtually everywhere at Fremont factory.
April 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
RIP Jenny, justice for the She-ass.
Wikipedia article on Animal Trial France – virtuous donkey found not guilty Jacques Ferron was a Frenchman who was tried and hanged in 1750 for copulation with a jenny (female donkey). The trial took place in the commune of Vanves and Ferron was found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging. In cases such as these it was usual that the animal would also be sentenced to death, but in this case the she-ass was acquitted. The court decided that the animal was a victim and had not participated of her own free will. A document, dated 19 September 1750, was submitted to the court on behalf of the she-ass that attested to the virtuous nature of the animal. Signed by the parish priest and other principal residents of the commune it proclaimed that "they were willing to bear witness that she is in word and deed and in all her habits of life a most honest creature."
March 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
this is the problematic joke I referenced at the end
FaultyPussy skeet from August 13 2023 at 6:59pm Japanese tentacle porn, but the tentacles are submissive. just getting dommed by a 5'2 Asian princess
July 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
lmao the sex number
I have 420 followers
July 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
the most pilled out pupils I've ever seen in my life
Aubrey Drake Graham looking tired and pilled out
July 7, 2024 at 4:55 AM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
was I abusing my own self esteem? so much for comedy being legal
email from twitter (X) telling me my twitter account is locked for violating their rules against abuse and harassment. The tweet in question is in reply to @amushroomdick saying "I'd suck a dick for 90 likes"
July 5, 2024 at 10:02 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
check this out
graffiti is a woman with a Mickey mouse mask, a shirt pulled up over her naked tits and no pants. on one arm it says WITCH the other says MEDUSA. on her naked body it says STOP BLAMING WOMEN FOR THE MISBEHAVIOR OF MEN wo/men is split up between each breast
June 27, 2024 at 5:36 AM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
the chivalry an 8 year old boy feels walking up to this bitch in the mall with a quarter you found on the ground, ready to treat your mom to whatever she wants.
stock photo of 6 candy dispensers with root beer gumballs, hot tamales and skittles, among other things.
June 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
me when I'm at the deli
getty images of a guy in front the freezer section of a grocery store
June 11, 2024 at 11:46 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
how do you think these guys are doing now? no looking them up
Witch's Hex @DoomerCoomer "Elon showed me his penis" AND YOU'RE MAD ABOUT THAT???? 8:39 AM. 5/20/22 . Witch's Hex @DoomerCoomer.2h i will never understand women vesper @v_sp_.2h Replying to @DoomerCoomer literally the richest man in the world's cock and you don't want to see it? you could tell the whole world he's got a monster dick and they'd HAVE to believe you
June 11, 2024 at 4:17 AM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
for a while I got a baby toothbrush that was shaped like a banana to chew on, that also doubled as ambient teeth cleaning
little rubber banana toothbrush for babies
June 4, 2024 at 12:05 AM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
10 damn Canadian dollars
a large cheese burger, fries, and a can of diet coke
May 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
the people should know
the above skeet with the label "from quiet posters"
May 23, 2024 at 5:00 AM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
this is why I'm voting for him
tweet from Joe Biden quote tweeting something trump said that's allegedly wrong the tweet is just a photo of Joseph Biden holding a cut out letter L, handing it to the viewer, and an ice cream cone inside a dairy queen
May 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
a rap genius lyric card with the lyric why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake? you know I love to go there by Drake, on the song "Child's Play"
May 16, 2024 at 9:23 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
she's so cool
The five really key questions: Sandra Oh Even before Sandra Oh starts talking about how her wedding-dress designer "lost his mar- bles and went into the hospital," you're convinced of how fun it would be to open an overpriced bead store with her where you'd both sit all day, cackling at your own jokes. Maybe her husband, About Schmidt director Alexander Payne, who also directed her in the upcoming Sideways, could man the register? The reason you want to chew the fat with Sandra, 33, who played a pregnant lesbian in Under the Tuscan Sun, is that she doesn't think "!'m fortunate to work with such talented people" passes as an answer to the question "Have you ever danced with a guy with sweaty palms?" Q: Are you repressing any urges? A: To stomp on small dogs. Seriously, I have a real intense urge to kick them. Also, when I'm anywhere near the china department of, like, Macy's, I have this tremendous urge to just push everything down.
May 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
montanathebitch.bsky.social
I thought so!
the front of an embroidered jacket with intricate roses all over it and dark blue sleeves with colourful lines running from shoulder to wrist, with a horizontal band of all different thread in the middle of the sleeves. the zipper area is extremely colourful with diamonds asymmetrical on each side of the zipper the back of the jacket, it's all vertical colorful lines on the dark blue with a large cross of the same thick threading on the sleeves from top to bottom and left to right.
May 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM