The only thing saving me from a complete mental breakdown is watching the Dungeons & Drag Queens episodes of @dimension20.bsky.social

My Spotify wrapped is just… all women. K-pop girlies, female-fronted metal bands, Megan, Glo, Chappell, Lorde, Billie, Charli… the list goes on.

Not a man in sight.

I didn’t even do it on purpose. 😳

@graves.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LOVE!

(I updated my phone and lost text messages convos, so I’m not sure which of the numbers I have for you is the correct one. I normally would have just texted 🙃)

Fell down a rabbit hole of videos with church choirs singing Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” and omg I just…

That song doesn’t mean what they think it means…

Peak entertainment.

I have a confession, y’all

You may not look at me the same way.

You might feel like you don’t even know me, anymore.

*deep breath*

Musical theater makes me really uncomfortable.

There. I’ve shown you my weakness.

“Sometimes, you just have to acknowledge your limits, girl…” - me, to myself after adjusting my reading goal for the year bc I’ve been playing too many video games

Me: “I haven’t cared about the NFL in years…”

Also me: *chuckles darkly when I hear the Cowboys lost*

When my loved ones are experiencing a personal crisis: “I love you and I’m here for you and I’m ready to help you form a plan. We’ll figure this out.”

When I’m experiencing a personal crisis: “omgomgomgomg *feral screaming*”

I really need to know why so many men spit on the ground all the time.

Are you incapable of swallowing your saliva?

Do you just think it’s cool?!

Is being gross your life’s passion?!?!

In case I haven’t already annoyed people enough about it, the new Dragon Age game drops on Halloween.

I’m over the moon.
Elated.
Ready to mage the shit out of everything.
Let’s goooo.

(and bring my Rook to this mannn)

I’ve been playing BG3 non-stop instead of spending so much time on socials and I gotta say…

I need to join a D&D campaign *expeditiously*