Nat (she/they)
@monstrousestrus.bsky.social
Somatic Witch 🪄 & troublemaker
All are welcome here 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇲🇽🍉
All are welcome here 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇲🇽🍉
Had to create a new Wi-Fi account, so naturally my username is witchy and my password is a riot grrrl song
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Had to create a new Wi-Fi account, so naturally my username is witchy and my password is a riot grrrl song
Sometimes we get into a relationship where our partner triggers the $#&@ out of us - and it's abusive and harmful 💔
Sometimes we get into a relationship where our partner triggers the $#&@ out of us - and it's a ripe opportunity to address old wounds head-on, together, with care and compassion ❤️🩹😌
Sometimes we get into a relationship where our partner triggers the $#&@ out of us - and it's a ripe opportunity to address old wounds head-on, together, with care and compassion ❤️🩹😌
June 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sometimes we get into a relationship where our partner triggers the $#&@ out of us - and it's abusive and harmful 💔
Sometimes we get into a relationship where our partner triggers the $#&@ out of us - and it's a ripe opportunity to address old wounds head-on, together, with care and compassion ❤️🩹😌
Sometimes we get into a relationship where our partner triggers the $#&@ out of us - and it's a ripe opportunity to address old wounds head-on, together, with care and compassion ❤️🩹😌
Welp I'm now tracking my moon cycle on pen & paper. Thanks a lot, Palantir.
June 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Welp I'm now tracking my moon cycle on pen & paper. Thanks a lot, Palantir.
What's the sapphic version of "rock out with your c0ck out"?
I just gave "rock out with your cl!t out" a shot and my friend approved 😂🍒
I just gave "rock out with your cl!t out" a shot and my friend approved 😂🍒
June 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What's the sapphic version of "rock out with your c0ck out"?
I just gave "rock out with your cl!t out" a shot and my friend approved 😂🍒
I just gave "rock out with your cl!t out" a shot and my friend approved 😂🍒
Have you experienced a blocked throat chakra? And if yes, how did you know and what did you do about it?
June 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Have you experienced a blocked throat chakra? And if yes, how did you know and what did you do about it?
I lost my voice and can't even properly whisper. This is like a silent retreat. Let's see how much wiser I emerge from this period where I miss talking to myself and cursing at other drivers 😂🦉
June 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I lost my voice and can't even properly whisper. This is like a silent retreat. Let's see how much wiser I emerge from this period where I miss talking to myself and cursing at other drivers 😂🦉
The darker the world gets, the more I take shelter in connection, community, love, nature, and pleasure 🌺
This is what enables me to keep taking a stand for what's right and to remain resilient instead of collapse.
This is what enables me to keep taking a stand for what's right and to remain resilient instead of collapse.
May 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The darker the world gets, the more I take shelter in connection, community, love, nature, and pleasure 🌺
This is what enables me to keep taking a stand for what's right and to remain resilient instead of collapse.
This is what enables me to keep taking a stand for what's right and to remain resilient instead of collapse.
Wanting to be with someone but not wanting to date to find that person -
or wanting to skip getting to know them and instead jump straight into commitment
- is one way you can tell your inner child is running your love life 🍼
or wanting to skip getting to know them and instead jump straight into commitment
- is one way you can tell your inner child is running your love life 🍼
May 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wanting to be with someone but not wanting to date to find that person -
or wanting to skip getting to know them and instead jump straight into commitment
- is one way you can tell your inner child is running your love life 🍼
or wanting to skip getting to know them and instead jump straight into commitment
- is one way you can tell your inner child is running your love life 🍼
Reposted by Nat (she/they)
Since Pride Month is coming up
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Since Pride Month is coming up
Me: I'm ✨ highly ✨ affectionate
Them: Me too
Me: ... (💭 But do they also mean they're a pile of puppies in a trench coat wanting to snuggle non-stop whenever possible?)
Them: Me too
Me: ... (💭 But do they also mean they're a pile of puppies in a trench coat wanting to snuggle non-stop whenever possible?)
May 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me: I'm ✨ highly ✨ affectionate
Them: Me too
Me: ... (💭 But do they also mean they're a pile of puppies in a trench coat wanting to snuggle non-stop whenever possible?)
Them: Me too
Me: ... (💭 But do they also mean they're a pile of puppies in a trench coat wanting to snuggle non-stop whenever possible?)
Stop 🛑 focusing on the "divine feminine" and "divine masculine" crap.
Instead, heal your shit. Practice embodiment and living in integrity.
Everything else is a sketchy distraction from a hack trying to sell you something.
Instead, heal your shit. Practice embodiment and living in integrity.
Everything else is a sketchy distraction from a hack trying to sell you something.
May 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stop 🛑 focusing on the "divine feminine" and "divine masculine" crap.
Instead, heal your shit. Practice embodiment and living in integrity.
Everything else is a sketchy distraction from a hack trying to sell you something.
Instead, heal your shit. Practice embodiment and living in integrity.
Everything else is a sketchy distraction from a hack trying to sell you something.
Love is not going to the Whidbey Island Ren Faire this weekend because it's your partner's birthday weekend and they don't wanna go 😭😅🤷🏼♀️💓
But they are letting me take them to a Ren Faire-ish themed dance party so there's that 🥰
But they are letting me take them to a Ren Faire-ish themed dance party so there's that 🥰
May 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Love is not going to the Whidbey Island Ren Faire this weekend because it's your partner's birthday weekend and they don't wanna go 😭😅🤷🏼♀️💓
But they are letting me take them to a Ren Faire-ish themed dance party so there's that 🥰
But they are letting me take them to a Ren Faire-ish themed dance party so there's that 🥰
Don't hold back. Send those love notes. To your beloved and to your friends and to your family and to anyone you love ❤️
We all need it. And we never know when our last chance is to tell someone we love them.
We all need it. And we never know when our last chance is to tell someone we love them.
May 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Don't hold back. Send those love notes. To your beloved and to your friends and to your family and to anyone you love ❤️
We all need it. And we never know when our last chance is to tell someone we love them.
We all need it. And we never know when our last chance is to tell someone we love them.
They don't want you to know that true love looks like arguing and then repairing ad nauseam - and learning to repair better as you devotedly continue to learn about and fall in deeper love with each other.
May 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They don't want you to know that true love looks like arguing and then repairing ad nauseam - and learning to repair better as you devotedly continue to learn about and fall in deeper love with each other.
Some people are so pretty that it's distracting and borderline a problem.
Like you excruciatingly beautiful siren please don't lure me to my death 🎶
Like you excruciatingly beautiful siren please don't lure me to my death 🎶
May 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Some people are so pretty that it's distracting and borderline a problem.
Like you excruciatingly beautiful siren please don't lure me to my death 🎶
Like you excruciatingly beautiful siren please don't lure me to my death 🎶
Expecting women of all ages to be kind and friendly is ill-advised and sexist. Even if you're paying them, even if they're your mentor.
I've come to learn to respect prickly women. Witches & healers are prickly. It comes with the territory.
I've come to learn to respect prickly women. Witches & healers are prickly. It comes with the territory.
May 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Expecting women of all ages to be kind and friendly is ill-advised and sexist. Even if you're paying them, even if they're your mentor.
I've come to learn to respect prickly women. Witches & healers are prickly. It comes with the territory.
I've come to learn to respect prickly women. Witches & healers are prickly. It comes with the territory.
Use jealousy as a driving force to get what you desire ✨
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Use jealousy as a driving force to get what you desire ✨
(I'm gluten-intolerant)
My partner (who just ate gluten):
Will you have a reaction if I go down on you?
My partner (who just ate gluten):
Will you have a reaction if I go down on you?
May 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
(I'm gluten-intolerant)
My partner (who just ate gluten):
Will you have a reaction if I go down on you?
My partner (who just ate gluten):
Will you have a reaction if I go down on you?
I texted a newish friend for a favor and she said no 👎🏼
And this led to a back and forth love fest between us 💓
👇🏼
And this led to a back and forth love fest between us 💓
👇🏼
April 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I texted a newish friend for a favor and she said no 👎🏼
And this led to a back and forth love fest between us 💓
👇🏼
And this led to a back and forth love fest between us 💓
👇🏼
I was hopeful about BlueSky but I'm pretty bored here and keep defaulting to Threads.
What are we doing here? What is the upside of BlueSky?
What are we doing here? What is the upside of BlueSky?
April 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I was hopeful about BlueSky but I'm pretty bored here and keep defaulting to Threads.
What are we doing here? What is the upside of BlueSky?
What are we doing here? What is the upside of BlueSky?
I've been all about enormous earrings lately. From reflective pink vulvas 🩷 and jaguars 🐆 to psychedelic mushrooms 🍄 - plus this pair glows under black light so somebody take me to a 70s party 😆
April 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I've been all about enormous earrings lately. From reflective pink vulvas 🩷 and jaguars 🐆 to psychedelic mushrooms 🍄 - plus this pair glows under black light so somebody take me to a 70s party 😆
Pretending to give a sh#t at work is exhausting.
...Thinking of how exhausted neurodivergent folks must be from masking all day, daily.
No wonder my autistic ex wanted to rest on weekends and resisted me taking him out on long hikes (we didn't know he was autistic) but we hiked he's a good sport ⛰️
...Thinking of how exhausted neurodivergent folks must be from masking all day, daily.
No wonder my autistic ex wanted to rest on weekends and resisted me taking him out on long hikes (we didn't know he was autistic) but we hiked he's a good sport ⛰️
April 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Pretending to give a sh#t at work is exhausting.
...Thinking of how exhausted neurodivergent folks must be from masking all day, daily.
No wonder my autistic ex wanted to rest on weekends and resisted me taking him out on long hikes (we didn't know he was autistic) but we hiked he's a good sport ⛰️
...Thinking of how exhausted neurodivergent folks must be from masking all day, daily.
No wonder my autistic ex wanted to rest on weekends and resisted me taking him out on long hikes (we didn't know he was autistic) but we hiked he's a good sport ⛰️
What love in a secure relationship looks like:
I love you as in I choose you, consciously, every day.
I love you as in I take you "as-is."
⬇️
I love you as in I choose you, consciously, every day.
I love you as in I take you "as-is."
⬇️
April 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What love in a secure relationship looks like:
I love you as in I choose you, consciously, every day.
I love you as in I take you "as-is."
⬇️
I love you as in I choose you, consciously, every day.
I love you as in I take you "as-is."
⬇️
You are not pizza 🚫🍕
Not everyone is supposed to like you.
Stop trying to please everybody.
Be fully yourself and scare off the wrong people.
Shore up your boundaries so only the good ones for you get through.
⬇️
Not everyone is supposed to like you.
Stop trying to please everybody.
Be fully yourself and scare off the wrong people.
Shore up your boundaries so only the good ones for you get through.
⬇️
April 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You are not pizza 🚫🍕
Not everyone is supposed to like you.
Stop trying to please everybody.
Be fully yourself and scare off the wrong people.
Shore up your boundaries so only the good ones for you get through.
⬇️
Not everyone is supposed to like you.
Stop trying to please everybody.
Be fully yourself and scare off the wrong people.
Shore up your boundaries so only the good ones for you get through.
⬇️
YES, when you heal your relationship trauma, you'll literally change the type of partner you're attracted to.
Someone inconsistent will now turn you OFF.
And the person who 6 months ago would have seemed "too nice" or "too available" to you will now make you 🥵🥰
⬇️
Someone inconsistent will now turn you OFF.
And the person who 6 months ago would have seemed "too nice" or "too available" to you will now make you 🥵🥰
⬇️
April 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
YES, when you heal your relationship trauma, you'll literally change the type of partner you're attracted to.
Someone inconsistent will now turn you OFF.
And the person who 6 months ago would have seemed "too nice" or "too available" to you will now make you 🥵🥰
⬇️
Someone inconsistent will now turn you OFF.
And the person who 6 months ago would have seemed "too nice" or "too available" to you will now make you 🥵🥰
⬇️