Jor-El Masayusa
@monsterthews.bsky.social
Anachronistic iconoclast; retired beach bum; Antifa. I sold robots in the genetic engineering racket for thirty years. Now I focus on art, solar, acting/modeling, standup comedy, the beach and my garden(s).
I would bet $100 that republican fathers diddle their boys, and that’s why republicans are so fucked up. Sexual abuse by republicans has been a fucking tidal wave. No way those men were unmolested boys. Republicans have been diddled.
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I would bet $100 that republican fathers diddle their boys, and that’s why republicans are so fucked up. Sexual abuse by republicans has been a fucking tidal wave. No way those men were unmolested boys. Republicans have been diddled.
Figs are awesome. Plant a fig tree.
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Figs are awesome. Plant a fig tree.
Secretary Junkie Brainworms just opened the United States to a huge defamation lawsuit, because every woman who's been pregnant in the past sixty years has taken Tylenol.
Secretary Junkie Brainworms need to be destroyed before he fucks the house pets.
Secretary Junkie Brainworms need to be destroyed before he fucks the house pets.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Secretary Junkie Brainworms just opened the United States to a huge defamation lawsuit, because every woman who's been pregnant in the past sixty years has taken Tylenol.
Secretary Junkie Brainworms need to be destroyed before he fucks the house pets.
Secretary Junkie Brainworms need to be destroyed before he fucks the house pets.
When this twerp gets sworn in, he’s going to have to get on his knees and blow every republican in congress to get any cooperation from them. With Squishy-fat dead or impeached, they’re all going to try to be the new strongman. It’s going to be a bloodbath.
August 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When this twerp gets sworn in, he’s going to have to get on his knees and blow every republican in congress to get any cooperation from them. With Squishy-fat dead or impeached, they’re all going to try to be the new strongman. It’s going to be a bloodbath.
The republican party is Q-Anon, based on an imaginary pedophilia ring in a pizza place in DC. The entire republican party is fixated on the titillating story of children being abused by perverts, because republicans are perverts. Look how much they love humiliation and perverts. Matt Gaetz
July 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The republican party is Q-Anon, based on an imaginary pedophilia ring in a pizza place in DC. The entire republican party is fixated on the titillating story of children being abused by perverts, because republicans are perverts. Look how much they love humiliation and perverts. Matt Gaetz
Everyone involved with Squishy-fat is so awful. To rank them, you have to split hairs to make one of them less bad than the others. Like Matt Gaetz is was a pervert with boys- and wrestlers, so that kinda mitigates it a little, right? Like, if he was a pervert with girls it would be worse, right?
July 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Everyone involved with Squishy-fat is so awful. To rank them, you have to split hairs to make one of them less bad than the others. Like Matt Gaetz is was a pervert with boys- and wrestlers, so that kinda mitigates it a little, right? Like, if he was a pervert with girls it would be worse, right?
My garden is doing great!
We had a lot of rain- June was a drag, but I'm up to my ears in tomatos already. Only one zucchini so far and one yellow squash. And a weird cucumber. There are a whole lot of cayenne peppers dangling. And corn. Waiting for eggplants. Brussels sprouts will take all summer.
We had a lot of rain- June was a drag, but I'm up to my ears in tomatos already. Only one zucchini so far and one yellow squash. And a weird cucumber. There are a whole lot of cayenne peppers dangling. And corn. Waiting for eggplants. Brussels sprouts will take all summer.
July 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My garden is doing great!
We had a lot of rain- June was a drag, but I'm up to my ears in tomatos already. Only one zucchini so far and one yellow squash. And a weird cucumber. There are a whole lot of cayenne peppers dangling. And corn. Waiting for eggplants. Brussels sprouts will take all summer.
We had a lot of rain- June was a drag, but I'm up to my ears in tomatos already. Only one zucchini so far and one yellow squash. And a weird cucumber. There are a whole lot of cayenne peppers dangling. And corn. Waiting for eggplants. Brussels sprouts will take all summer.
When will Squishy-fat pardon the guy who killed his wife with a machete?
June 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When will Squishy-fat pardon the guy who killed his wife with a machete?
Check out this Singer Model 66 Sewing Machine!
I trash picked it.
It's beautiful, and it works (no belt though...).
Appears to come from 1910.
I trash picked it.
It's beautiful, and it works (no belt though...).
Appears to come from 1910.
May 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Check out this Singer Model 66 Sewing Machine!
I trash picked it.
It's beautiful, and it works (no belt though...).
Appears to come from 1910.
I trash picked it.
It's beautiful, and it works (no belt though...).
Appears to come from 1910.
More about me personally, I really dig solar.
This is my solar collector.
I've been running parts of my lifestyle on a battery for a while.
If Squishy-fat hadn't fucked up the world economy, I'd have a few more batteries.
I'm really proud of this, but I took it all the way apart for a new config.
This is my solar collector.
I've been running parts of my lifestyle on a battery for a while.
If Squishy-fat hadn't fucked up the world economy, I'd have a few more batteries.
I'm really proud of this, but I took it all the way apart for a new config.
May 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More about me personally, I really dig solar.
This is my solar collector.
I've been running parts of my lifestyle on a battery for a while.
If Squishy-fat hadn't fucked up the world economy, I'd have a few more batteries.
I'm really proud of this, but I took it all the way apart for a new config.
This is my solar collector.
I've been running parts of my lifestyle on a battery for a while.
If Squishy-fat hadn't fucked up the world economy, I'd have a few more batteries.
I'm really proud of this, but I took it all the way apart for a new config.
I wanted to personalize this, see if I can incite a conversation with a human. If you're a bot, I know the Buffalo test, so don't try me.
I'm really excited about the garden this year. Mostly cayenne. And check out the watering system. I had enough doodads to fit the different hoses together.
I'm really excited about the garden this year. Mostly cayenne. And check out the watering system. I had enough doodads to fit the different hoses together.
May 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wanted to personalize this, see if I can incite a conversation with a human. If you're a bot, I know the Buffalo test, so don't try me.
I'm really excited about the garden this year. Mostly cayenne. And check out the watering system. I had enough doodads to fit the different hoses together.
I'm really excited about the garden this year. Mostly cayenne. And check out the watering system. I had enough doodads to fit the different hoses together.