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monsterologist.bsky.social
Queer and Pleasant Danger
@monsterologist.bsky.social
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"No living man am I! You look upon a woman." (she/her) (trans)

Stories, Robuts, Dinosaurs, Monsters and games both board and TTRPGs.

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if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A grey Ford Festiva with a cracked rear passenger window, bullet holes, ad a touch of the ol' mud near the tire wells. On the roof of the sits a trans lady and a yawning dromaeosaur. On the trans woman is a raven. It's all very complicated, and the hierarchy is unfathomable. The first car I ever had was a Ford Festiva. It cost me $65 and that was me talking the owner into upping their price because I knew they had just put new tires on it. We called it the Baka Box. I loved it. AND I LOVE YOU! YAY!
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Irregular Galaxy Doods cartoon, four panels. 1st panel, a little red bean with eyes and a top hat with the word "Brand" over its eyes holds a thing. Probably a phone. It asks "Have you seen our new Christmas ad?" 2nd panel: Cute little yellow mousey guy says, "I can't afford to eat this month." 3rd panel features the cute little yellow mousey guy and brand bean looking at each other in awkward silence. The 4th and final panel has the same image as the 3rd, but with brand bean offering up his phone and saying. "We made it with A.I."
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I wrote an entire urban fantasy novel based on this album. It had a trans protagonist, so my profoundly closeted butt never showed it to anyone.

It started with three musical themes on track 7, and exploded from there.

Still an all-time fave.
The perfect album cover to the perfect album; aha's Scoundrel Days. Imagine a slightly blurred landscape, panoramic in scope. The top of the sky is near night-dark, broken up by long, thin white clouds stretching across the horizon. It transitions to sky blue, then pure clouds, before we bump into a green and brown plane. Cut into this picture is another rectangular image. A stunningly handsome white guy stands in profile, only visible from his forehead down to about his bicep. Two more men stand slightly in the distance, visible from the waist up. The sky and mountains behind them are lovely, the whole image in a green sepia. A-ha and Scoundtel Days are written in pencil on the white border above both images.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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THESE ARE THOSE
A twi'lek jedi with green and blue lightsabers jumping into the air. She isn't the best, but she's twi-ing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Sword ladies !!
A bad photograph of an okay watercolor. It has a redheaded, vaguely Asian girl in a pink dress and black leggings who has a back pack and a sword behind her. Her right hand is resting on the pommel of her sword, and her left hand is petting some unknown dromaeosaur, There are two of these giant danger chickens, one behind her, and one to her side, being petted. A four panel page that I did as a part of a Shannon Hale book (Kind Of A Big Deal [book title, not me]), featuring Lady Justice, a dark-haired super hero lady in a white dress, white boots, and white mask, and a belt with a picture of the scales of justice on it. She also has a sword, and is punching a MECHASAUR. Which is a robut dinosaur. But you knew that. A spell thief, from an ancient 3.5 D&D campaign a million years ago. She has a very wide-brimmed straw hat on, a weird leather crop top that laces in front. She is wearing these wacky forearm things that are almost like pillows strapped onto her arms. Then baggy pants She has a scroll case over her back, a rapier, a bunch of pouches and I am so tired. Why do I do this instead of going to bed? Sorry. This is a terrible ALT text. Sorry. I love you. A trans woman in full plate armor and keds. She has a sword and a shield. She has a dragon on her back, wings spread out, so it kinda looks like this lady has antlers? She is pale-complexioned with white hair, transitioning to blue then pink, braided and wrapped around her head like a tiara. SO FREAKING TIRED>
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Especially with me not adapting well to my tablet as an arting thing, I am going to try to make more physical art.

A.I. can pound sand. And possibly kick rocks as well.

First watercolor in a while, a b-day card for a friend. Pretty awful, but a step in the right direction.
The derpy blue tiger kitty minstrr demon thing from KPop Demon Hunters. Also, Happy Birthday RRR written in Korean, in purple colored pencil. I am bad at so many things, but I still like doing them. I think that's pretty okay.
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Ensign Princess, Lt. Luke Skystalker, and Chakbacca
Okay, you got me. It's really the kids from Thundarr the Barbarian; Ariel, Thundarr, and Ookla. But Thundarr has a Sun Sword, which is practically a light saber, which I think Lt. Barclay had?
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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TIL I have been mispronouncing Mike Mignola's name wrong for 40 years, ever since I fell in love with his art in the Rocket Raccoon mini series 40 years ago.

He actually pronounces it to rhyme with "Bike".

Also? The first Rocket Raccoon series is the best Rocket Raccoon in the multiverse.
A cover from the second issue of Rocket Raccoon, featuring Rocket, a giant bat, a rabbit, and a terrifying uni-clown. Seriously, this run was so magnificent.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
A pink line drawing of a girl on the back of an allosaurus, arms thrown over her head, woo hooing. The allosaurus seems to have walked through a doorway to get through to the outside. Woo hoo indeed.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I was very kindly offered a chance to do some art for a podcast, but because my brain does what my brain does I didn't at all communicate my intent to cover a particular episode, so by the time I had drawn what I'd drawn, someone else had claimed that episode.
You snooze, you lose.
I snost and lost.
This is a very silly take I had on Mechagodzilla, a giant robut 'Zilla who started his rampage on the world disguised as Godzilla. As he took more damage, and more of his Godzilla skin was torn away, his hideous robut form shocked the world with its shocking secret shock! And then James Cameron ripped off this cool reveal 10 years later with his Terminator movie. (HOLY HECK! There's only TEN years between Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla and Terminator! That's wild!) So, of course, I had to draw Mechagodzilla in the terminator jacket and wth the dark shades. It didn't turn out that great, but I drew it, so I'mma post it! Narrator: And that's what she did!
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I should not be in charge of me.
A tube of toothpaste, Colgate, sits on the edge of a sink. It is a white tube with a dash of red with the word "Colgate" in white text. Right next to it is a tube of cortisone. It is also a white tube with a dash of red, over which is the label "Coritzone" in white text. Can anyone else see the danger inherent in this situation?
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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This one is perhaps little niche.
Roy Fokker, ace pilot of the Robotech Defense Force, has passed on. Claudia LaSalle, bridge officer on the SDF-1 Macross, and Roy's girlfriend, lies over his body, stricken by his loss. Donald Trump, rapist and racist, stands unmoved by the emotional moment, caught up in the weight of his failures as a man and president.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Donald Trump, living heart donor and Mouth of Sauron, stands emotionless and dead-eyed, while Littlefoot realizes his mother is dying, in the tragic sauropod death scene in the animated dinosaur movie Land Before Time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Post you from a different era.

I will see your immaculate Batman gear, and raise with a Superman costume from, and I kid you not, Sprint Halloween.

That's right. A DISCOUNT Spirit Halloween.

Eesh.

But check out that adorable Superboy and Lex Luthor! +7 points in this fierce contest of costuming!
Halloween night, and a male-presenting Samantha stands in a puffy Superman suit, holding a MUCH more convincing Lex Luthor in her arms. THAT LEX LUTHOR IS A BABY! Betcha didn't see THAT coming, huh? Also, a super-cool Superboy peeks out from behind the cape of Superman. THAT KID IS 30 NOW! THE HECK? Anyway, I think Jadzia loses this round. She just can't stand up to this level of intricate detailing in costume and setting.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I know not everything needs to be said, but I feel a nigh-irresistible urge to inform Jenner, my company's new head of HR, that he is named after the goofiest-looking of all BattleMechs.
A picture of a Jenner BattleMech, from the BattleTech game of giant punchin' robuts. It looks kinda like somebody put a pair of C3PO legs on the bottom of a slightly futuristic diesel from Maximum Overdrive. It is quite the goofball.
November 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I am completely unsure how this wound up in my feed, but I guess I should try?

Probably closer to 15 secs.
Oh, hey! It's that vampire lady from Darkstalkers! Morrigan! It's a quick line drawing of a lady with batwings at the small of her back and on her head, too. She is silly. He remember how very fascinated you were by Demitri's Midnight Bliss attack? No? Just me, then? Cool. Cool cool cool cool.
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I have heard it said if you trade some of your Godzillas for a robut you loved from your youth that you then have to turn in your Kaiju fan card.

I ask the Kaiju card council for their mercy.

Also? I am super terrified to decal.

#Robotech #Mospedea #Alpha #Legioss #HelpICannotDecal
Look. Listen. I traded 4 Godzillas for this, the Toynami Masterpiece VFA-6I Veritech Alpha Fighter. It is a green and white giant fighting robut that turns into a green and white aeroplane and I love it so much. This particular Alpha was piloted by the genderqueer pop star/resistance fighter Lancer/Yellow Dancer, who was my idol. I am feeling all the feels right now. It is very scary to transform because I am so frightened I will break it, and it is very clear the hands of the little cutie are not long for this world, if they get overused. But it looks so cute! All of the decals, and the instructions of where they go. I am going to mess this up so badly.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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🧡🎃QRP your Pumpkin Art!🎃🧡
A psychopomp, classic skull guy with scythe, robes, and also a bell, flies on dark wings, chopping up punkins into jackielanterns. As one does.
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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"If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula."

A dracala lady by committee.
A smexy dracala woman, with a ginger undercut/rock-a-doodle hair cut, Edwardian steampunk couture (spelled wrong in the picture), and nutty little bat wings. She has a mean kitty familiar, and a sword that is ridiculous. Also a hat, which she is not wearing. She has fruit punch mouth, and is sticking her tongue out, a little.
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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My sister got a kobold.

I am going to steal this kobold and flee the country.

We will frolic in the green fields of Upsala and never afraid ever never again.
A picture of Cricket, a (probably) long-haired chihuahua/terrier mice. She is wearing a knitted sweater with wide beige, pink, and green stripes. She is so darned cute that I must possess her, and go in to rule the world in her name. All hail Cricket. Love her and despair.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A panel of a comic with a little round guy looking duplicitous, and saying, "I'm rude now."
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My little brother and his boyfriend are almost finished with their costumes.

Baphomet, and Beelzebub, respectively. Aside from Beelzebub's pants, and Baphomet's chest plate, all homemade stuff.

He is so darned talented.
A cosplay of Baphomet, as established by Éliphas Lévi in his 1856 work Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie. It's a winged, androgynous human-goat hybrid, a deliberate synthesis of binary opposites designed to represent the concept of perfect equilibrium. Baphomet is a recurring symbol of occultism, widely adapted to represent the reconciliation of opposites, esoteric knowledge, and the summation of the universe. It's a goat-headed person with lady bosoms. Beelzebub, occasionally known as the Lord of the Flies, derived from a Philistine god, formerly worshipped in Ekron, and later adopted by some Abrahamic religions as a major demon. Here, he is a buff dude with the head of a fly. And cool samurai pants. This is Beelzebub's back. He has shimmery wings.
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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It has been a very very busy October, and I have given Halloween very short shrift. I am unworthy of its magnificence.

I forgot my friend was having her Halloween party tonight, and I had 10 mins to come up with a costume.

This was it.

I won a prize for funniest costume.

My friends are weird.
Two circles of paper, one reading "I ❤ Ceilings", and the other "Go Ceilings" with a star under that message. These were glued to two weird buttons I had gotten years ago. Then there is a rectangular-ish piece of cardboard that says "The overhead lining of a room is # 1". That's it. That's the whole costume. Laws I am tired. But my costume was a Ceiling Fan. Nobody got it. I explained it to them and they sorta laughed? I think i won through pity votes. Happy Halloween in a week! Unless you are reading this tomorrow. Or some time after that. Cause then it would be less than a week. Or a whole lot more, if'n you are teading this ant time after October, probably.
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Solid 12. Fish fear me, and women want me.

Um.

Maybe a 13, if I have decided to use rude language.

That's right, dummy-heads. I use rude language, now.

Stinky-jerks.
@seardynamic_ asks us to quote art this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My shot at the "Days Without Cis Nonsense" comic, whose creator is reputed to be Sloppydraws? Anyway, a girl in overalls and a braid, looking utterly disgusted, stands with a marker in hand in the first panel. Second panel shows a hand with a marker and a paper with "Days without being thrown under the bus by celebs for that sweet sweet HP $: 0" written on it. Abolish ICE, wish that JK Rowling is reduced to a standard living wage in England, and boo Trump everywhere he eats.
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM