Josh Hitchcock
@monsteroftheabyss.bsky.social
Mad man, Monster, & future world emperor.🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Is the world worth saving anymore?
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Is the world worth saving anymore?
They say they want Mercy. But what they really want is the absence of consequences.
August 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They say they want Mercy. But what they really want is the absence of consequences.
Sometimes you just need to walk away.
August 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sometimes you just need to walk away.
The more things change the more they don't like it.
May 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The more things change the more they don't like it.
Happy Rex Manning day to all.
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Happy Rex Manning day to all.
I find it weird that I've lost 3 friends in less than a month.
March 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I find it weird that I've lost 3 friends in less than a month.
Thank you all for being weird.
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Thank you all for being weird.
I made an owl bear.
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I made an owl bear.
Do twins ever realize, one of them was unplanned?
January 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Do twins ever realize, one of them was unplanned?
I've become a parody of myself. I don't even know what I'm joking anymore.
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've become a parody of myself. I don't even know what I'm joking anymore.
History lesson for the day: Two ice dancers got into an argument on the ice and tried to kill each other. Thus hockey was born.
January 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
History lesson for the day: Two ice dancers got into an argument on the ice and tried to kill each other. Thus hockey was born.
If Biden wanted to give a big middle finger to Trump. He'd pardon Luigi Mangione on his last day. Then send him a list of every political rally that Trump will be attending.
January 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If Biden wanted to give a big middle finger to Trump. He'd pardon Luigi Mangione on his last day. Then send him a list of every political rally that Trump will be attending.
Why do people believe I'm a responsible adult?
January 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why do people believe I'm a responsible adult?
Bigfoot works for the C.I.A.
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Bigfoot works for the C.I.A.
New bed. It vibrates.
January 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
New bed. It vibrates.
Good creepy not bad creepy.
January 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Good creepy not bad creepy.
Nature isn't cruel. It's just effective.
December 15, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Nature isn't cruel. It's just effective.
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
December 6, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
Alone at work. Watching the cats wonder around my parking lot.
December 2, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Alone at work. Watching the cats wonder around my parking lot.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one if you want to go skydiving twice.
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one if you want to go skydiving twice.