Monstermum
@monstermum.bsky.social
Security guard, likes cats, hates festivals, has husband, works festivals, needs coffee n chocolate.
Poor soggy Nero after a dreaded bath. My husband barely survived....!
August 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Poor soggy Nero after a dreaded bath. My husband barely survived....!
Oi, For Women Scotland! I notice you didn't object to this in your rabid rantings. Or would you rather see people out of work just so's you can hug yourselves for being as objectionable as you could be?!
June 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oi, For Women Scotland! I notice you didn't object to this in your rabid rantings. Or would you rather see people out of work just so's you can hug yourselves for being as objectionable as you could be?!
Nero with special cuddles for Dad. Xx
June 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Nero with special cuddles for Dad. Xx
Snek is having a wee jog.
June 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Snek is having a wee jog.
Allow me to introduce Snek Plissken. He came to us just after Xmas '24 as an unwanted pet coz he was too smol.
We think he's lovely!
We think he's lovely!
June 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Allow me to introduce Snek Plissken. He came to us just after Xmas '24 as an unwanted pet coz he was too smol.
We think he's lovely!
We think he's lovely!
Nero is barking mad!
June 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Nero is barking mad!
I did a thing today. Good vibes!
May 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I did a thing today. Good vibes!
Turf war! Well, paving stone war, actually. Floofy Bianca was successfully ousted by Potty Nero. Bianca might be heavier but Nero has dirtier tricks.
April 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Turf war! Well, paving stone war, actually. Floofy Bianca was successfully ousted by Potty Nero. Bianca might be heavier but Nero has dirtier tricks.
Even the BBC are reporting on this!
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Even the BBC are reporting on this!
A pic from the BBC Newz website.
April 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A pic from the BBC Newz website.
Some good news today!
April 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Some good news today!
Reeling from the horror of yesterdays news. Stay strong, stay safe.
And here's a cuddly cat, just coz.
(Btw, not my cat!)
And here's a cuddly cat, just coz.
(Btw, not my cat!)
April 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Reeling from the horror of yesterdays news. Stay strong, stay safe.
And here's a cuddly cat, just coz.
(Btw, not my cat!)
And here's a cuddly cat, just coz.
(Btw, not my cat!)
Me and Snek, chillin'.
April 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me and Snek, chillin'.
This is Munch. He rescued himself on our behalf many years ago (thus saving us the trouble) and became a major player in the house.
He died 2 years ago and broke our hearts, yet we sometimes feel he's still with us....❤️
He died 2 years ago and broke our hearts, yet we sometimes feel he's still with us....❤️
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is Munch. He rescued himself on our behalf many years ago (thus saving us the trouble) and became a major player in the house.
He died 2 years ago and broke our hearts, yet we sometimes feel he's still with us....❤️
He died 2 years ago and broke our hearts, yet we sometimes feel he's still with us....❤️
Nero being "normal"!
March 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Nero being "normal"!
It's not that I don't care anymore, I have simply run out of shout.
Here's a gratuitous pussy pic....
Here's a gratuitous pussy pic....
February 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's not that I don't care anymore, I have simply run out of shout.
Here's a gratuitous pussy pic....
Here's a gratuitous pussy pic....
This is what the UKs Google Maps looks like. (Taken just now).
Sigh!
Sigh!
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This is what the UKs Google Maps looks like. (Taken just now).
Sigh!
Sigh!
I think this loaf needs some assembly...
February 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think this loaf needs some assembly...
The Snake Pass seems doomed to be closed permanently due to land slipes, excessive snow in winter and the rising cost of road maintenance.
It will be a sad loss.
It will be a sad loss.
February 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Snake Pass seems doomed to be closed permanently due to land slipes, excessive snow in winter and the rising cost of road maintenance.
It will be a sad loss.
It will be a sad loss.
May I recommend this one, it's the first of many and a damned good read.
January 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
May I recommend this one, it's the first of many and a damned good read.
Snek wanted a cuddle, who am I to argue?
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Snek wanted a cuddle, who am I to argue?