Monsterlander
@monsterlander.bsky.social
Beardy slapheaded quinquagenarian.
Computer programmer who likes cooking and rambling and taking photos of stuff. I'm even less fascinating than that makes me sound.
Also Mr http://www.alison-moore.com.
She gave me a kidney so I have to say that.
Computer programmer who likes cooking and rambling and taking photos of stuff. I'm even less fascinating than that makes me sound.
Also Mr http://www.alison-moore.com.
She gave me a kidney so I have to say that.
I made my first ever swiss roll and we haven't had lunch yet so we are quickly throwing lunch together to give us an excuse to eat the swiss roll asap
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I made my first ever swiss roll and we haven't had lunch yet so we are quickly throwing lunch together to give us an excuse to eat the swiss roll asap
A heron and what looks to be a juvenile great cormorant today at the lake in Nottingham university
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A heron and what looks to be a juvenile great cormorant today at the lake in Nottingham university
Nottingham university looking quite nice today
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Nottingham university looking quite nice today
Realised that thanks to the muffin rings, a homemade Egg McMuffin was within my grasp, and I do not regret it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Realised that thanks to the muffin rings, a homemade Egg McMuffin was within my grasp, and I do not regret it.
I have made a dozen wholemeal sourdough English muffins and I may soon die
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have made a dozen wholemeal sourdough English muffins and I may soon die
Rather than just sit on my kap, our cat has developed the habit of sticking his arse in my face for minutes at a time while he pads away with his toe spikes.
October 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Rather than just sit on my kap, our cat has developed the habit of sticking his arse in my face for minutes at a time while he pads away with his toe spikes.
Maybe throw in a cyclist and some sheep too (egret down by the cyclist)
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Maybe throw in a cyclist and some sheep too (egret down by the cyclist)
Hah ta - the egret was knocking around here too, down by the cyclist.
October 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Hah ta - the egret was knocking around here too, down by the cyclist.
(who just before this was looking a bit less moody, benny hilling around on the road dodging amazon vans)
October 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
(who just before this was looking a bit less moody, benny hilling around on the road dodging amazon vans)
Also some good posing by my egret pal
October 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Also some good posing by my egret pal
This egret really isn't making me work for it, ornithology wise.
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This egret really isn't making me work for it, ornithology wise.
Attention: amusing place name discovered.
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Attention: amusing place name discovered.
Keep seeing this on the BBC:
"Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports"
And my mind makes the obvious leap.
"Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports"
And my mind makes the obvious leap.
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Keep seeing this on the BBC:
"Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports"
And my mind makes the obvious leap.
"Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports"
And my mind makes the obvious leap.
We are now officially long on shortbread.
September 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We are now officially long on shortbread.
Similar pleasure with tortillas. Although my tortilla game is weaker than my pitta
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Similar pleasure with tortillas. Although my tortilla game is weaker than my pitta
The moment when you think they're not going to puff up and then they puff up is almost more excitement than a man of my age l can bear
September 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The moment when you think they're not going to puff up and then they puff up is almost more excitement than a man of my age l can bear
Making pittas in the manner of a hardcore motherfucker
September 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Making pittas in the manner of a hardcore motherfucker
Super easy too - just butter, sugar, plain flour - bit of salt if you've used unsalted butter.
September 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Super easy too - just butter, sugar, plain flour - bit of salt if you've used unsalted butter.
Shortbread will stand in for a Harley Davidson
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Shortbread will stand in for a Harley Davidson
And the next step in the eternal search for meaning was learning to make tortillas.
September 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And the next step in the eternal search for meaning was learning to make tortillas.
Today in midlife crisis land, I've learned how to make pitta breads
September 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Today in midlife crisis land, I've learned how to make pitta breads
I've double loafed already today, what other wonders lay in store?
August 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I've double loafed already today, what other wonders lay in store?