Chronic.Monsterbator
@monsterfukk.bsky.social
Sentient humanoid Cumshot straight outta Satan's nutsack
29 He/Him || Adults Only NO BRATS ALLOWED
29 He/Him || Adults Only NO BRATS ALLOWED
I’m literally building a world based off the mushroon one and it starts with a priest getting mauled by a werewolf u_u
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m literally building a world based off the mushroon one and it starts with a priest getting mauled by a werewolf u_u
Reporting for grandpa kissing duties 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reporting for grandpa kissing duties 🫡
Barring obvious ones like micro transactions, We gotta get rid of the UI thing where you have to hold X/A to fill up a ring to interact with anything/everything. Let UIs be fast.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Barring obvious ones like micro transactions, We gotta get rid of the UI thing where you have to hold X/A to fill up a ring to interact with anything/everything. Let UIs be fast.
A really good book
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A really good book
Butthole jokes aside, I’ve never felt so compelled by a piece of art to grab a mans waist as this, I am eternally grateful 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Butthole jokes aside, I’ve never felt so compelled by a piece of art to grab a mans waist as this, I am eternally grateful 🙏
Dark Souls guy did this and look where it got him (very successful)
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dark Souls guy did this and look where it got him (very successful)
Its funny I saw Dispatch on the playstation store and my first thought was “Is that a gay bara vn” turns out I was right
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Its funny I saw Dispatch on the playstation store and my first thought was “Is that a gay bara vn” turns out I was right
Or is Bugs Busty funnier 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Or is Bugs Busty funnier 🤔
They’re calling her Bust Bunny
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
They’re calling her Bust Bunny
This does lead me to wonder, though. If one foreskin is hot, porqué no los dos?
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This does lead me to wonder, though. If one foreskin is hot, porqué no los dos?
I think the color difference is the main contributor, I thought it was like a sheath for a second but I definitely see it as intended now
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I think the color difference is the main contributor, I thought it was like a sheath for a second but I definitely see it as intended now
It’s not worth it especially since iOS 26. I’ve never wanted to throw my phone into the trash and live in the woods more than when using this ‘updated’ UI
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s not worth it especially since iOS 26. I’ve never wanted to throw my phone into the trash and live in the woods more than when using this ‘updated’ UI
Fr I’m trying to read some freaky shit that will make me stand in the shower with my head down for two hours
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Fr I’m trying to read some freaky shit that will make me stand in the shower with my head down for two hours