If you don’t delete this we will fucking find you and give you the biggest swirlee you’ve ever had (and I’m sure you’ve had plenty)

This is great news! But you should celebrate with our newest Monster Energy Reserve blend: Orange Dreamscicle. Then you’d be getting more than one raise #monsterenergy

you're missing a crucial ingredient...

Wir werden nur dann ein neues Getränk namens „The Final Frontier“ herstellen, wenn Sie es TRINKEN

Say that to my fucking face dude #unleashthebeast #official #monsterenergy

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Now this is an illicit use of our product that we fully endorse and encourage. Unleash your (multicolored) Beast!

me too :*

Monster Energy drinks are healthy according to the FDA and our reputable group of Super Sciencetists. They have the right sugars, a perfect amount of carbo hydrates, and MANY sources of health. Please do some research before slandering our brand (this is called libel)

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