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Skritch Monster Collie
@monstercollie.bsky.social
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Icon @hearthfox@bsky.social -- Banner @slimemildred@bsky.social -- gf @dankcatlord.bsky.social ♥️ -- she/it 🏳️‍⚧️ -- HRT 6/27/25 -- '04 furry -- Born 1/21/87 -- Houston TX in Ohio -- 🔞 18+ -- https://youtube.com/@monstercollie
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I passed Cosmic V3locity on 15 Saturday! #DDR #DDRWorld #RhythmGames #MusicGames

I've gotten better at footwork, movement efficiency, and timing! I remember when I was absolutely terrified of crossovers. Now I'm doing them almost without thinking!
A screenshot of the results screen from DDR World, I passed Cosmic V3locity on 15, B grade, 711820 score. 126 marvelous, 118 perfect, 207 great, 47 good, 46 ok, 43 miss. fast 307, slow 65. previous best score 698920, improved by 12900. ex score 959. max combo 100/540. the same screenshot screen, but with more of the screen showing, including the song, letter grade, and difficulty level. this also shows best scores: world #1 Danooct1 1 million, area #1 and machine #1 peyking 999920.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
yo skeeters who tf is this?!?
shorts with someone's face on them idk who tf they are also it's $1 at a queer thrift store in Columbus called "Out of the Closet" I'm on my first women's clothing shopping spree and I fucking get it omg but I was already like this XD also "bitches be shopping"
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
I volunteer as tribute
a drawing of a purple monster dog girl (it me) in a flirty pose, holding a toothpick (implying vore), and looking at the viewer (you) lustfully. There are hearts covering certain areas because Ohio sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I can't be mad when the sky is fucking PINK! This is the first time, in almost 39 years of life, that I have ever seen the Aurora Borealis with my own eyes! And I didn't even have to leave town to see it! #NorthernLights #AuroraBorealis #SteamedHams
Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) photo from Lancaster Ohio on the night of Tuesday November 11 2025. The sky is a brilliant magenta hot pink color. The background is a forest where many leaves have fallen off the trees, and those that remain are typical fall colors. In the foreground is a house with a USA flag, and a tree with needles that are still green. Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) photo from Lancaster Ohio on the night of Tuesday November 11 2025. The photo is from the roof of my car, on the bottom of the photo, where the sky and trees reflect off of it, like a body of water. The sky is bright pink and green, with some stars visible, and with tall trees reaching their leafless branches up to the sky. Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) photo from Lancaster Ohio on the night of Tuesday November 11 2025. Another photo like the one before, but a darker exposure, where the sky is less bright, but the colors are still beautiful. Also the sky is not reflecting off my car roof on this one. There might be a shooting star or airplane in the top right of the photo! Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) photo from Lancaster Ohio on the night of Tuesday November 11 2025. Another photo like the one before it, but with an even darker exposure, more stars visible, colors still saturated. There might be a shooting star or airplane near the middle of the photo.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
*rar*

(Eevee Kigu is not a part of my base fursona lol)
me in fursuit head and Eevee kigu but with pink spiky mohawk scribbled on top of the picture close up of my fursuit eyes, angery purple eyebrow, neon green sclera outside, magenta iris, purple pupil, yellow highlights close up of my gross and disgusting sewer monster doggy chompers: alternating neon green and neon yellow teeth, but it's not a clean paint job, on purpose, you can see teeth stains under the yellow, and the green is blobbed on like she was eating Nickelodeon slime
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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oh yeah btw I'm radioactive now
my fursuit head but now I have neon green and yellow teeth, and neon green and pink eyes
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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"hi yall someone found this suit in a goodwill bins in louisville and they're trying to see if there's an owner, figured i'd spread the word"
A fursuit head. It might be a dragon. Mostly orange-red, with yellow trim.
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling.

www.furaffinity.net/view/14872564/
Art by marymouse! Skritch hunched over looking very grumpy. Black and white drawing. (Skritch is a border collie monster, with curly ram horns, and a spiky tail.)
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
Sans Undertale Megalovania at a college football game! #cfb #northwestern #purdue #bigten #big10 #b1g #marchingband #tobyfox

For non CFB fans: It's not one of the most watched games of the week, but it's on national TV, at a major college! So a lot of people did see this.
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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🎶 kidnap the sandy claws 🎶
Me in fursuit eating Santa Claus.
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
My fursona isn't TCU's colors, TCU's fursona is MY colors. #HornedDog #Baylor #DaBears #SicEm #TCU #HornedFrogs #CryBlood #SrslyThoHornedFrogsCryBloodLookItUpYall #cfb #Big12 #Revivalry #ItsNotTheFuckingBluebonnetBattleNobodyFuckingCallsItThat #furry #furryfandom #fursuit #FursuitFriday #JoshHoover
Me in my fursuit head, doing a SIC 'EM BEARS, in a Baylor football jersey, in front of our men's basketball national championship flag
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
How's the ALCS going? Are we winning, y'all?
buc-ee's beaver plushie, next to my purple monster border collie fursuit head, with a Houston Astros hat on its nose
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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don't need an excuse!
a photo of me in fursuit head, with angery eyebrows on, looking down at you, the viewer, from directly above. My hands are raised and my fingers are bent kinda like claws. I'm wearing dark green athletic shorts and a tight football jersey with the gold number 25 in a kinda blocky but really cool looking font, with cool angles n shit. I got a belly lol.
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
you have made me want to pay money to erase this image from my brain forever
some kid with sharpened teeth open mouth, as a thumbnail for members only videos on mex's channel, if you're not a member
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
no
screenshot of dril tweet reply saying "no" to craig telling him to spend less on candles, but drawn over, with me @ me, and @ you, and a crude drawing of Skritch eating a bucket with the word "food" on it
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
I am the dad now, playing 80's & early 90's soft rock for my daughter (also me). On my old wifi only phone, not a tape deck, tho I do have an off brand walkman.

Bonus Sega Master System (4 y.o.), and PS2 (13 y.o.)!

Add mohawk, estrogen, and babyfur stuff; I'm a walking millennial mid-life crisis!
a photo of my old phone playing 80's music on Spotify, sitting on top of an OLD CRT TV with 2 dials and rabbit ear antennas. The song is "True" by Spandau Ballet my Spotify queue with some more 80's ish era soft rock hits, and a 90's techno song after my queue not a Sony Walkman, but an Emerson brand portable cassette tape player, with AM-FM stereo, and a bass boost switch!
September 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
1 snare, 4 toms, 1 hi hat with pedal, 2 crash bandicoots, 1 ride, 1 kick drum with 2 pedals because I love metal and am silly energy doggy.

and a drum amp, a practice pad, light wood sticks for speed, plastic came with it, and Jesus ones from Ruby's childhood.

ultra high rims removed. duct tape!
September 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
@whiskeydingo.bsky.social *responding to twitter clip via bsky*

Hoover brand dams!

There is a Hoover Dam in Ohio too!

"It was named for two brothers, Charles P. Hoover and Clarence B. Hoover, to honor their careers with the City of Columbus Waterworks"

"two brothers"

fixupx.com/Whiskey_Ding...
A screenshot from the TV show Rick and Morty, from the interdimensional cable episode, where it's two brothers in the background, and the foreground title says: "alien invasion tomato monster mexican Armada Brothers who are just regular Brothers running in a van from an asteroid and all sorts of things the movie" A fan-made movie poster for the movie mentioned in the previous image, after it was renamed "Two Brothers" during the episode, the text says: "in theaters now" on top, and on the bottom it says: "two brothers, the movie". The image behind the text is: two brothers running towards the viewer with a burning city behind them.
September 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
not enough belly. let me fix that
me with belly and chest exposed, leaning back on the couch, messy mohawk spiked up yesterday, still with doggies all over my clothing
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
⚧️ 🐻
me with my small and hairy, early-transition, right boob exposed, with doggies all over my shirt, boxer briefs, and pajama pants
September 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
haha damn I've been into pooltoys for at least 14 years now, lol a pooltoy towel is the curtain in my room's doorway, heckim welcome
a photo of the doorway to my bedroom, with a towel that has inflatable pooltoy animals on it, made by crazdude.com. There's also art of 3 wolves drinking a Blue Moon beer (a reference to the old 3 wolf moon meme), Sans Undertale drinking a bottle of ketchup, where he's leaning on a coca-cola style logo that says "drink ketchup", the packaging to a bar of Dr Bronner's soap (featuring wholesome schizophrenic ramblings about unity and environmentalism), and part of an "eat the rich" flag in the background, with a wolf's wide open mouth
September 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
ok fuck it, I'm rolling with the "TCU QB is a furry" meme #cfb
a pic of a fursuiter recolored to be purple and white, on their knees begging like a dog. The caption says "You just lost to Josh Hoover"
September 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
monstercollie.bsky.social
I got a 666420 score on Steps for Victory 19 on Feb 15 #DDR #Outfox #Keyboard
Outfox results screen, Steps for Victory, 19 difficulty, D Failed 666420 score. Marvelous 226, Perfect 182, Great 258, Good 94, Boo 47, Miss 71
September 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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caught it with 666 likes
a screenshot of the above post, with 666 likes
August 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
monstercollie.bsky.social
Full marvelous combo!!!!! On the lowest possible difficulty, on a song so easy it's a meme! #DDR #Outfox #Stepmania

Watch all 19 right arrows here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=baf7...

And here I ramble about it on Mastodon: blimps.xyz/@monstercoll...
A screenshot of the Project Outfox results screen, for the Novice/Beginner/1 difficulty song "1, 2 Step" by Lady-S, from DDR Hottest Party. 19 Marvelous. 100%. That's it, that's the score. The timing window was 8 milliseconds early. The DDR difficulty scale used to go from 1 to 10, now it goes from 1 to 20. That really doesn't make a difference here. The same results screen, but with the top 10 worldwide leaderboard. I've never even seen close to 10 people on the leaderboard on ANY song, and I've played the most songs out of anyone on outfox dot onlline. The same results screen, with a breakdown of how precisely you hit each arrow. At least I think that's what it is. I don't know why it says I hit 38 right arrow marvelous'es, there's only 19 arrows in the whole song, and yes they are all right arrows. The same results screen, but showing that, if I had played on foot instead of computer keyboard, I would have burned 26 calories while playing this song, 116 calories today, and 124767 calories total in my entire time playing Outfox. Not pictured is that I've played 1805 songs, and second place is my roommate Rubyx with 1443 songs.
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM