trust me. it’s something else

In France and Spain, when they want to describe cheese that has been badly processed into vague molten cheese-like substance that is only fit to be put in a burger, they call it "cheddar", which i think is basically just French/Spanish for "English Cheese" (and does not relate to actual cheddar).

ooh is that a casio mt65?

The Daniel Craig Bond films became very UKplc around the time of the 2012 Olympics. Also: Paddington and Downton Abbey.

I can't even get my local charity shop to take books *for free*.

you can't just mute it, then you'd lose all Denis Lavant's weird muttering, which is kind of what makes it tbh.

guess that means I'm never going to slovakia again.

Obviously I'm using a somewhat loose definition of the word "fun" here.

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