Get me out of here and back to civilization, please! 🙏🏻

Of course each of the gates should be packed in like sardines! Then we get optimal crosstalk and all of the announcements for each gate will be unintelligible.

I definitely want to wait in a 40 minute circuitous TSA line while the screens above say that the line is only 5 minutes.

Of course I want to get cozy with 12 of my favorite strangers from adjacent gates on one of these! Who needs regular chairs anymore?

What do you mean 80% of the vendors on the concourse only sell pre-packaged snack foods and magazines? I thought we left that barbarism in the 90s.