AureaMonster
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AureaMonster
@monsteraaurea.bsky.social
Teacher. Writer. Drummer. More enthusiasm than talent at all three, honestly.
A real one.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Everybody dressing warmly...color me impressed"
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This doesn't answer the decongestant question, but I hope it eases your worry!
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sounds like Feline Herpes Virus activation, most cats carry the virus since kittenhood and when it flares up it causes runny nose, fever, and lethargy. Has the weather suddenly changed, or has their routine changed? I know it makes them miserable, but the good news is that it isn't dangerous at all.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yeah when I read this I instantly thought "this sounds like absolute horseshit."
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The way he says "Habibi"...😍
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
...I wouldn't rule out a recent filler top-up that hasn't yet settled, either.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
She's in her forties and beginning to look like her mom. Happens to every woman, no matter how smoking hot we may be.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*waves hello from Phoebus*
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's like the ability to feel shame is actually necessary for a functioning society or something
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I am a veteran middle school teacher, and this comes from the bottom of my heart: they are all absolute howling dipshits. 95 percent of them go on to be overall functional human beings. Your kid will turn out okay. I promise. Hang in there 💜
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I feel at some point we all collectively agreed to forget the metaverse entirely
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The fact that the metaverse didn't even make this list is a punchline in itself.
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The shitty gold-plated hardware gives it away as fake. Ain't that poetical.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It is. The stitching and gold hardware (real is silver) give it away as a Chinese fake, and not even a particularly good one.
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I was gonna say this. Makes the metaphor even more on the nose...
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
As a child raised on 70s television, my two idols and role models were Wonder Woman and Lt. Uhura, the two most beautiful, strong, and competent women in the world. Still true today. Thank you from the bottom of my Gen X heart. 💙 ♥️💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by AureaMonster
Yo!
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM