I feel like something like mayo, sour cream, aquafaba, bread flour, corn syrup, something like any of those would've made more sense as a true "you couldn't really Google this and figure it out type of substitute

Same for people who round corners on the inside if they're on the wrong side, if that makes sense. Always bumping into people around blind corners when I'm on the right side and they're not!

The struggles of an early- riser, ugh. I turn into a pumpkin by 10

Catholic guilt.....boxing.....ahahahaaaAAAAA

Goddamn his arm hahahaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the end of the day, Ostark is just a millenial man commenting on another man's wet tshirt photoshoot, but make it platonic.

Incredibly jealous! What kind of cucumber are you growing? I get no sunlight bc of tree cover (maybe 3-4 hours) and though I'm giving it one good try this season, I'm barely getting any fruit on the cucumbers or tomatoes, and they're all 7-ish feet tall stretching for light 😔