John Monsoon
@monsoonjohnc.bsky.social
I write, I grumble, I know things.
I am 44 years old and I've only just found out I was watching Happy Gilmore edited when growing up in the UK.
September 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I am 44 years old and I've only just found out I was watching Happy Gilmore edited when growing up in the UK.
So, Trumpy has honoured Crawford because he liked Phantom back in the 80s.... What if it's because he actually REALLY likes that episode of Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em where Frank ends up on roller skates.
August 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
So, Trumpy has honoured Crawford because he liked Phantom back in the 80s.... What if it's because he actually REALLY likes that episode of Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em where Frank ends up on roller skates.
Why does this emoji look like it's been on a killing spree and is really happy to see her husband has returned from the war?
July 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Why does this emoji look like it's been on a killing spree and is really happy to see her husband has returned from the war?
A certain famous atheist is back to searching for his name on social media. Much like he did when he blocked me on twitter.
Oh Ricky.
Oh Ricky.
July 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
A certain famous atheist is back to searching for his name on social media. Much like he did when he blocked me on twitter.
Oh Ricky.
Oh Ricky.
Same horrible energy.
July 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Same horrible energy.
Assumed that #bringherback was an adaptation of this banger. I was very wrong.
June 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Assumed that #bringherback was an adaptation of this banger. I was very wrong.
New Mike Myers character from Austin Powers 4 looks wild!
June 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
New Mike Myers character from Austin Powers 4 looks wild!
Doing some research for a film review and honestly, Google AI is cursed.
May 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Doing some research for a film review and honestly, Google AI is cursed.
I see someone put 50p in #JKRowling again, with her making reference to 'back stabbing colleagues'.
For someone who tells her cult that she doesn't car what we think, she regularly seems to suggest the opposite.
Always reminds me of this tweet:
For someone who tells her cult that she doesn't car what we think, she regularly seems to suggest the opposite.
Always reminds me of this tweet:
May 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I see someone put 50p in #JKRowling again, with her making reference to 'back stabbing colleagues'.
For someone who tells her cult that she doesn't car what we think, she regularly seems to suggest the opposite.
Always reminds me of this tweet:
For someone who tells her cult that she doesn't car what we think, she regularly seems to suggest the opposite.
Always reminds me of this tweet:
May 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In case you were wondering, Glinner has used the UK Supreme Court's decision to make it all about him. He didn't give a fuck about women's rights, he cared about himself.
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
In case you were wondering, Glinner has used the UK Supreme Court's decision to make it all about him. He didn't give a fuck about women's rights, he cared about himself.
Found in a vintage bazaar in Melbourne.
Vale Poopsie Rainbow Brightstar.
@itsnovabish.novympia.com @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com
Vale Poopsie Rainbow Brightstar.
@itsnovabish.novympia.com @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com
April 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Found in a vintage bazaar in Melbourne.
Vale Poopsie Rainbow Brightstar.
@itsnovabish.novympia.com @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com
Vale Poopsie Rainbow Brightstar.
@itsnovabish.novympia.com @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com
It's wild to think that the Poohniverse has been significantly more successful than these guys....
April 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's wild to think that the Poohniverse has been significantly more successful than these guys....
Why is not wearing a suit? Did he thank Greenland for hosting him?
March 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Why is not wearing a suit? Did he thank Greenland for hosting him?
Like... This is pure rage bait.
It has to be.
Like, how do you STILL think Homelander is the good guy? Additionally this is from the scene where Homelander KILLS a member of the public.
(Screaming into the void intensifies)
It has to be.
Like, how do you STILL think Homelander is the good guy? Additionally this is from the scene where Homelander KILLS a member of the public.
(Screaming into the void intensifies)
March 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Like... This is pure rage bait.
It has to be.
Like, how do you STILL think Homelander is the good guy? Additionally this is from the scene where Homelander KILLS a member of the public.
(Screaming into the void intensifies)
It has to be.
Like, how do you STILL think Homelander is the good guy? Additionally this is from the scene where Homelander KILLS a member of the public.
(Screaming into the void intensifies)
Feels weirdly appropriate that this was in my Daily Doctor this morning. Perhaps a certain US president should take a cue from it.
February 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Feels weirdly appropriate that this was in my Daily Doctor this morning. Perhaps a certain US president should take a cue from it.
I see at the inauguration, Melania Trump was not crushing those rumours she uses stand ins, eh?
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I see at the inauguration, Melania Trump was not crushing those rumours she uses stand ins, eh?