Mr Cole
@monsieurcole.bsky.social
Minervois man & migrant. Anti Brexit, Anti Trump, loves a good yarn, wine and honesty. #FBPE. Wunt be druv
Labour still making all the wrong people happy. How the f*** did it get to this?
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Labour still making all the wrong people happy. How the f*** did it get to this?
"We asked our viewers what led to the democrats doing so well? The results...
42% Alien mind virus
18% Communist invasion
16% Someone stole our biscuits
15% I licked a plug
10% Why can't I marry my tractor?
9% God is angry
8% The counting is obviously wrong
42% Alien mind virus
18% Communist invasion
16% Someone stole our biscuits
15% I licked a plug
10% Why can't I marry my tractor?
9% God is angry
8% The counting is obviously wrong
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"We asked our viewers what led to the democrats doing so well? The results...
42% Alien mind virus
18% Communist invasion
16% Someone stole our biscuits
15% I licked a plug
10% Why can't I marry my tractor?
9% God is angry
8% The counting is obviously wrong
42% Alien mind virus
18% Communist invasion
16% Someone stole our biscuits
15% I licked a plug
10% Why can't I marry my tractor?
9% God is angry
8% The counting is obviously wrong
Come on America you don't need a castle to do this!
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Come on America you don't need a castle to do this!
What's the betting that all Maga supporters at his next rally turn up with droopy mouths?
September 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
What's the betting that all Maga supporters at his next rally turn up with droopy mouths?
I'll tell you whats up with that. You! Qatar... That's you! Gaza that's you too. In fact the whole world order is being compromised because of you, you overgrown oompah loompah. To think that you believe you deserve a peace prize FFS! Enough already, wake up America!
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'll tell you whats up with that. You! Qatar... That's you! Gaza that's you too. In fact the whole world order is being compromised because of you, you overgrown oompah loompah. To think that you believe you deserve a peace prize FFS! Enough already, wake up America!
"Daddy what did you do when you were in the National Guard?"
"Well son we would mulch all day. It was just endless mulching"
"Don't you mean march, isn't that what soldiers do daddy?"
"Well son..."
"Well son we would mulch all day. It was just endless mulching"
"Don't you mean march, isn't that what soldiers do daddy?"
"Well son..."
September 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Daddy what did you do when you were in the National Guard?"
"Well son we would mulch all day. It was just endless mulching"
"Don't you mean march, isn't that what soldiers do daddy?"
"Well son..."
"Well son we would mulch all day. It was just endless mulching"
"Don't you mean march, isn't that what soldiers do daddy?"
"Well son..."
In 2016 Nigel got his brexit and there were only around 100 boat crossings that year.
2025 Farage tells everyone he is the solution to the boat problem. Righto.......
2025 Farage tells everyone he is the solution to the boat problem. Righto.......
August 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
In 2016 Nigel got his brexit and there were only around 100 boat crossings that year.
2025 Farage tells everyone he is the solution to the boat problem. Righto.......
2025 Farage tells everyone he is the solution to the boat problem. Righto.......
"Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing
I wanna get into it, man, you know
Like a, like an underage sex machine, man"
I wanna get into it, man, you know
Like a, like an underage sex machine, man"
August 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing
I wanna get into it, man, you know
Like a, like an underage sex machine, man"
I wanna get into it, man, you know
Like a, like an underage sex machine, man"
......and those with an entire brain wouldn't
August 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
......and those with an entire brain wouldn't
Or perhaps "The wife of paedo, rapist, charity stealing, bigly lying, cryptoNFAmemefascist, miraculous ear mending, tiny hands waving to YMCA Opera House"? That seems to be far more attractive to the arts establishment methinks
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Or perhaps "The wife of paedo, rapist, charity stealing, bigly lying, cryptoNFAmemefascist, miraculous ear mending, tiny hands waving to YMCA Opera House"? That seems to be far more attractive to the arts establishment methinks
I think he means this small family
July 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I think he means this small family
and Charles Manson's followers were called.....?
July 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
and Charles Manson's followers were called.....?
Err....why not release the files that Obama et al created then? Why would you not provide the proof to back up your statements? Unless....
July 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Err....why not release the files that Obama et al created then? Why would you not provide the proof to back up your statements? Unless....
Give Reform some inches and they take a Trumpian mile. Kent now has DOLGE
July 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Give Reform some inches and they take a Trumpian mile. Kent now has DOLGE
Pistols at dawn. The tiny glove had been thrown down.
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Pistols at dawn. The tiny glove had been thrown down.
"Supposed" genius is currently annoyed that he didn't realise what "drill baby drill" actually meant
June 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Supposed" genius is currently annoyed that he didn't realise what "drill baby drill" actually meant
We all know what's coming don't we?
June 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We all know what's coming don't we?
What most of the world wants to know is how did 49.8% of Americans look at this bunch and then decide they should be the first presidential family to corrupt, destroy, and ashame the US?
May 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
What most of the world wants to know is how did 49.8% of Americans look at this bunch and then decide they should be the first presidential family to corrupt, destroy, and ashame the US?
My brain has gone frisee cos this will go down like its hit an iceberg. Pretty sure there will be further little gems to come before it wilts in the bowl.
April 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My brain has gone frisee cos this will go down like its hit an iceberg. Pretty sure there will be further little gems to come before it wilts in the bowl.
Start a fight and most don't just sit there and take it, they fight back. Don't blame the Canadians blame the bully that thinks you should bow to him.
March 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Start a fight and most don't just sit there and take it, they fight back. Don't blame the Canadians blame the bully that thinks you should bow to him.
Where are the journalists with the balls to ask him?
March 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Where are the journalists with the balls to ask him?