travel monkey
@monopuerco.bsky.social
former and future traveler
May there genitals be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
May there genitals be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.
He looks like a giant parasitic worm wearing a RFK skin suit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
He looks like a giant parasitic worm wearing a RFK skin suit.
David Lynch, circa "Blue Velvet"
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
David Lynch, circa "Blue Velvet"
Quick, someone resurrect John Hughes so he can write and direct this movie.
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Quick, someone resurrect John Hughes so he can write and direct this movie.
"Reform the Templars."
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Reform the Templars."
"What are you gonna do, excommunicate me?"
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"What are you gonna do, excommunicate me?"
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MEAT FOR THE MEAT CUBE
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MEAT FOR THE MEAT CUBE
"Man who proudly lives under rock confused by world affairs above his rock."
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Man who proudly lives under rock confused by world affairs above his rock."
I find your art style charming and engaging. Also, boobs.
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I find your art style charming and engaging. Also, boobs.
SpaceX launch prices go up from $121 million to $143 million. ULA launch prices go from $214 million to... $214 million. Ars Technica headline: "ULA launch prices getting more expensive". Are you letting clowns write your headlines?
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
SpaceX launch prices go up from $121 million to $143 million. ULA launch prices go from $214 million to... $214 million. Ars Technica headline: "ULA launch prices getting more expensive". Are you letting clowns write your headlines?
I RAWDOGGED THE FIREHOSE, RAY
October 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I RAWDOGGED THE FIREHOSE, RAY
DROP THE BOMB, EXTERMINATE THEM ALL
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
DROP THE BOMB, EXTERMINATE THEM ALL
I went about 11 years ago in May, it was great. Unfortunately I was sick as a dog, to the point that while walking around town with my friend's family, mom made me stop in front of a pharmacy while she went inside to buy medicine, and insisted I take it. Bless Chinese moms. Blessed mom in red.
August 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I went about 11 years ago in May, it was great. Unfortunately I was sick as a dog, to the point that while walking around town with my friend's family, mom made me stop in front of a pharmacy while she went inside to buy medicine, and insisted I take it. Bless Chinese moms. Blessed mom in red.
So this an instance of someone who knows nothing about matcha ordering ingredients, seeing the options "culinary" and "ceremonial", and thinking "well we're a restaurant, not a temple" and buying the culinary grade? Not excusing it, a chef should do more than the minimum amount of research lol.
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So this an instance of someone who knows nothing about matcha ordering ingredients, seeing the options "culinary" and "ceremonial", and thinking "well we're a restaurant, not a temple" and buying the culinary grade? Not excusing it, a chef should do more than the minimum amount of research lol.
If I had a sub to cancel I would have canceled it after I caught a month-long ban for a mild criticism of an author's choice to write the article he did, with no prior warnings. A month later there's literally an entire front page comment thread shitting on Berger with no mod action lol.
July 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If I had a sub to cancel I would have canceled it after I caught a month-long ban for a mild criticism of an author's choice to write the article he did, with no prior warnings. A month later there's literally an entire front page comment thread shitting on Berger with no mod action lol.
Please don't examine the simulation too closely, or you'll invalidate the experiment.
July 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Please don't examine the simulation too closely, or you'll invalidate the experiment.
Does it smell like burnt dog hair?
June 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Does it smell like burnt dog hair?
Eric Berger is going to be right on this with his "insider sources"...
June 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Eric Berger is going to be right on this with his "insider sources"...
He also doesn't retweet articles that could be read as critical of Musk or SpaceX (even if he wrote them!), though he'll retweet all of AT articles that could be read as neutral or positive. I'm not sure how it's not blatantly obvious to all involved at this point that he carries water for SpaceX
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He also doesn't retweet articles that could be read as critical of Musk or SpaceX (even if he wrote them!), though he'll retweet all of AT articles that could be read as neutral or positive. I'm not sure how it's not blatantly obvious to all involved at this point that he carries water for SpaceX