Monogatari Lines
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Posts a subtitle line from the Monogatari series every hour, in order. Very long lines have their full text in the alt text.
By @mattsieker.com
By @mattsieker.com
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
then it's for the best.
then it's for the best.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
then it's for the best.
then it's for the best.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
If you don't know,
If you don't know,
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
If you don't know,
If you don't know,
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
That's how reality works.
That's how reality works.
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
That's how reality works.
That's how reality works.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Normally, you only need to see
what's happening on stage.
Normally, you only need to see
what's happening on stage.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Normally, you only need to see
what's happening on stage.
Normally, you only need to see
what's happening on stage.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Behind the curtain?
Behind the curtain?
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Behind the curtain?
Behind the curtain?
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
in a way, the supernatural is what's behind the curtain.
in a way, the supernatural is what's behind the curtain.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
in a way, the supernatural is what's behind the curtain.
in a way, the supernatural is what's behind the curtain.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
You see, Araragi-san,
You see, Araragi-san,
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
You see, Araragi-san,
You see, Araragi-san,
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
to keep the supernatural a secret, right?
to keep the supernatural a secret, right?
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
to keep the supernatural a secret, right?
to keep the supernatural a secret, right?
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
We were talking about the need
We were talking about the need
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
We were talking about the need
We were talking about the need
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Like this?
Like this?
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Like this?
Like this?
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
L-Like this?
L-Like this?
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
L-Like this?
L-Like this?
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
If you want me to see them, you have to make it easier.
If you want me to see them, you have to make it easier.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
If you want me to see them, you have to make it easier.
If you want me to see them, you have to make it easier.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I can't see any bunnies.
I can't see any bunnies.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I can't see any bunnies.
I can't see any bunnies.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
They have a bunny on them, right?
They have a bunny on them, right?
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
They have a bunny on them, right?
They have a bunny on them, right?
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I've responded to consumer demand
and am wearing kiddy panties!
I've responded to consumer demand
and am wearing kiddy panties!
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I've responded to consumer demand
and am wearing kiddy panties!
I've responded to consumer demand
and am wearing kiddy panties!
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
It'll ruin my image!
It'll ruin my image!
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
It'll ruin my image!
It'll ruin my image!
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Don't say that!
Don't say that!
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Don't say that!
Don't say that!
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Take a closer look!
Take a closer look!
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Take a closer look!
Take a closer look!
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
you'd be wearing semi-transparent black panties.
you'd be wearing semi-transparent black panties.
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
you'd be wearing semi-transparent black panties.
you'd be wearing semi-transparent black panties.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I never expected
I never expected
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I never expected
I never expected
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But I do apologize for calling them kiddy panties.
But I do apologize for calling them kiddy panties.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
But I do apologize for calling them kiddy panties.
But I do apologize for calling them kiddy panties.
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I may have created a monster!
I may have created a monster!
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
I may have created a monster!
I may have created a monster!
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Nisemonogatari Episode 1
Oh, no.
Oh, no.