Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince
@monkeyprince.bsky.social
Nepo baby, shoe collector, badass. || RP account | #DCRP ||
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“𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑-𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄!
𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐅𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘!”
𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐅𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘!”
I love whimsy.
I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.
That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.
I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.
That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.
Yeah, and? You against a bit of whimsy?
Bro really said teehee
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love whimsy.
I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.
That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.
I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.
That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.
Bro really said teehee
August 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Bro really said teehee
I have plenty of great ideas. Let me know if you ever need any of them.
Y'know. You're right.
Why not do both?
August 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have plenty of great ideas. Let me know if you ever need any of them.
Why not do both?
Why make breakfast when you can steal Wally's snacks
August 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why not do both?
Reposted by Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince
“Call me the Band Prince cause I’m so instrumental.”
He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.
He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“Call me the Band Prince cause I’m so instrumental.”
He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.
He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.
“Oh! Yeah, crystal clear. Got any demons you want me to bop with my staff?”
August 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Oh! Yeah, crystal clear. Got any demons you want me to bop with my staff?”
“…I probably won’t…”
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“…I probably won’t…”
“Uh, in English?”
August 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Uh, in English?”
………. Why do you say that like you have experience?
Don't have sex with the clown—
It does not lead to good things.
It does not lead to good things.
August 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
………. Why do you say that like you have experience?
Congrats. You’ve beaten the incel allegations.
Clown Prince of Cringe.
Clown Prince of Cringe.
Why, I'm the Clown Prince of Crime. Annnnnd I fuck!
Quite often. You'd be surprised what people would do for a clown~! Hah!
Quite often. You'd be surprised what people would do for a clown~! Hah!
The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.
Beat that, chucklefuck.
Beat that, chucklefuck.
August 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Congrats. You’ve beaten the incel allegations.
Clown Prince of Cringe.
Clown Prince of Cringe.
I don’t think anyone is coming to the suckiest party.
Get it? Suckiest.
Get it? Suckiest.
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I don’t think anyone is coming to the suckiest party.
Get it? Suckiest.
Get it? Suckiest.
The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.
Beat that, chucklefuck.
Beat that, chucklefuck.
You're literally an ugly monkey?
I didn’t say that.
I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
August 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.
Beat that, chucklefuck.
Beat that, chucklefuck.
I didn’t say that.
I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
Do you— think I don't have sex? Is that it?
Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.
August 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I didn’t say that.
I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.
Yes.
Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’
or
is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
or
is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
August 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.
Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’
or
is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
or
is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
There is one Joker.
For now.
I will make another.
For now.
I will make another.
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’
or
is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
or
is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
Superbitch is CRAAAAZY
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Superbitch is CRAAAAZY
Marcus currently, was explaining to a legion of his hair clones, how to properly dangle a criminal upside to make them look ridiculous and, frustratingly enough, no one was paying any attention.
@gothamshadow.bsky.social
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August 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Marcus currently, was explaining to a legion of his hair clones, how to properly dangle a criminal upside to make them look ridiculous and, frustratingly enough, no one was paying any attention.
@gothamshadow.bsky.social
@gothamshadow.bsky.social
(Using his tail to snag some.)
August 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
(Using his tail to snag some.)
You got popcorn?
August 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You got popcorn?
“Good day to not have an alien invasion!”
☺️
☺️
August 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Good day to not have an alien invasion!”
☺️
☺️
If you come to my island, I only have two villagers.
• Tiansheng
• Rasher
• Tiansheng
• Rasher
August 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you come to my island, I only have two villagers.
• Tiansheng
• Rasher
• Tiansheng
• Rasher
…. God, I hope that’s a metaphor or I’m gonna have to report some stuff.
August 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
…. God, I hope that’s a metaphor or I’m gonna have to report some stuff.
He—.. come again?
August 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He—.. come again?
You’ll be imagining for a long time, red head.
Imagine dating.
August 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You’ll be imagining for a long time, red head.