TheMonkeyPlantation
@monkeyplantation.bsky.social
Must be some weird sex cult?
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Must be some weird sex cult?
Gone are the days of hand jobs on the back row seats, cigarette smoke and domestics
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gone are the days of hand jobs on the back row seats, cigarette smoke and domestics
It doesn’t mean professional
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
It doesn’t mean professional
Certainly lovable after that result 🤣
December 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Certainly lovable after that result 🤣
To be fair, as an LFC house hold we are beginning to get a soft spot for Villa. It won’t last but that’s football
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
To be fair, as an LFC house hold we are beginning to get a soft spot for Villa. It won’t last but that’s football
Must be a MAGA
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Must be a MAGA
An orange sharpie and you could have fixed that sticker for him
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An orange sharpie and you could have fixed that sticker for him
Emperor size bed at 2830mm corner to corner so just about feasible if you add a bit for frame size
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Emperor size bed at 2830mm corner to corner so just about feasible if you add a bit for frame size
At 3m long, not under the bed
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At 3m long, not under the bed
Yorkshire puddings as the tradition in my family is to have them as a starter with gravy and golden syrup in them so they don’t count 😉
December 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yorkshire puddings as the tradition in my family is to have them as a starter with gravy and golden syrup in them so they don’t count 😉
The US has always been a backwater banana republic. Thats the problem
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The US has always been a backwater banana republic. Thats the problem
And even then one of the most elite areas of London
December 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
And even then one of the most elite areas of London
Wasn’t it Yeltsin that said it would take 1,000 years for Russia to become a true democracy. You have a long road ahead now USA!
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Wasn’t it Yeltsin that said it would take 1,000 years for Russia to become a true democracy. You have a long road ahead now USA!
He’s wrong anyway.
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
He’s wrong anyway.
They are replicators
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
They are replicators
Grindr it is then
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Grindr it is then
And they needed to conduct a major study to establish this? What a fucking mess
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
And they needed to conduct a major study to establish this? What a fucking mess
Advance scouting party…
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Advance scouting party…
The magic man in the sky is simply a magic man in the sky… forget religion.
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The magic man in the sky is simply a magic man in the sky… forget religion.
Imagine being led by a man who’s world view comes from the magic man in the sky
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Imagine being led by a man who’s world view comes from the magic man in the sky
Been using Apple Pay for years. Zero issues. Been using cards for years, been scammed 3 times. Had cash stolen from me 2 x in my life. Had cars stolen 2 x in my life. It’s all a risk. So far Apple Pay has been the most secure. Time will tell.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Been using Apple Pay for years. Zero issues. Been using cards for years, been scammed 3 times. Had cash stolen from me 2 x in my life. Had cars stolen 2 x in my life. It’s all a risk. So far Apple Pay has been the most secure. Time will tell.
And my phone or wallet can be snatched, my cards cloned, my cash taken, my house broken into. What’s your point?
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
And my phone or wallet can be snatched, my cards cloned, my cash taken, my house broken into. What’s your point?
Good. Apple Pay is £1000 and it’s a lot more convenient
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Good. Apple Pay is £1000 and it’s a lot more convenient
Not crazy, idiotic
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Not crazy, idiotic