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MonkeyPJs
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Fern the Silken Fruit Bat’s human. Nerdy, crafty, leftist. Yes, the Monkey PJs are a real thing. My mom made them for me when I was in undergrad. I still have them.
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The house cryptid demands pets.
A picture of a brindle and white Silken Windhound. She is sitting up on her haunches with her front paws wrapped around a woman’s hand so she can receive belly pets. She is looking at the camera with her long nose pointed down and a doleful expression on her face. The mood of the picture is adorably pathetic
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Looooooong
Picture of a brindle and white silken Windhound, zoomed in on her nose. The perspective makes her already long nose look even longer. She is sleeping, resting her head on a gray plaid blanket. The picture gives off a peaceful, snuggly vibe.
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Halp! Someone assembled my dog incorrectly.
A brindle and white silken Windhound laying on a bed with grey and orange blankets. The picture is taken from above looking down at the dog. Fern (the dog) is laying on her back, with her neck and shoulders contorted so that her snoot is tucked back around under her elbow and it looks like someone took her head off and attached it to her side.
January 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Puppy throw back! A sighting of the rare noodle shark.
Fern, a brindle and white silken Windhound puppy stands in the kitchen. She is wearing a teal and pink doggie life jacket with a shark fin. She is looking sadly at the camera, as if to ask “why mother? What have I done to deserve this?” She looks adorably pathetic as only a puppy forced to wear clothes can look.
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Noodle dog at the beach! I just really like the reflection on this one. We recently had someone tell us she prances like a show dog. It was delightful, though she honestly is too prancy for the ring. She needs to learn a smoother gait if we want to show.
A brindle and white Silken Windhound on the beach. The sand is smooth and dark, with a thin layer of water on it. Fern is trotting towards the left of the picture, and both Fern and the sky shine in the reflection on the skin of water. It’s a cold winter day on a northern beach, so Fern is wearing a burgundy turtleneck fleece under her teal harness. The mood is serene.
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Whelp… today sucked. Here’s a cute dog. Tomorrow, back to trying to make things better.
Picture of a dark brindle and white Silken Windhound. She is standing in the hallway, holding a stolen cracker in her mouth. She is looking up at the camera with big, pleading eyes. She wants to keep the cracker she stole. She has managed to look guilty, contrite, and pleading, all at the same time.
November 7, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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Fern is very good at giving sad baby eyes…. Excuse me noodle dog. That was my spot you just stole.
Picture of a dark brindle and white Silken Windhound curled up tightly in a ball in a grey sofa. She has her head up, but her long snoot is pointed down and is looking up at the camera with big, wide eyes, as if she is a sweet sad baby, and not a guilty seat stealer.
October 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Fern, and the literal fern in our back yard that she is named after. She loved to attack it and fall asleep under it as a puppy.
Picture of a dark brindle and white Silken Windhound standing in a grass field. The background is blurry and is focused on her head. She is facing the camera with her body, but her head is turned away. It shows her head in profile. She has a long pointy nose and an alert expression. Picture of a brindle and white Silken Windhound puppy laying down under a fern. She is looking at the camera. There is green Japanese bunch grass blurry in the foreground. She expression is alert. The picture has a spring-like feel to it. The fern is much larger than the dog.
October 20, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Noodle dog is noodly….
Picture of a dark brindle and white Silken Windhound laying in a round gray bed. Her head is draped ridiculously over the side, with her head laying on the hard floor. It looks very uncomfortable.
October 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Fern is judging me. She wants me to throw her toy. Which she put around her own neck, and won’t let me have it to throw for her.
Picture of a brown and white Silken Windhound. She is facing the camera with a disapproving look on her face. She is wearing a yellow rope tug toy around her neck.
October 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Here’s a few of my goofy noodle dog and her feline bro.
Picture of a brindle and white silken Windhound looking out a window next to a mostly black tuxedo kitty. They are looking away from the camera intently watching a squirrel in some tree branches outside. It is a rare moment of interspecies peace. The camera is focused on the long snoot of a brindle and white silken windhound. Her head fills the picture. She asleep, resting peacefully on a plaid blanket. The picture exudes peace, calm, and trust. Picture of a brindle and white silken windhound at sunset in front of a green field. There is a puddle behind her that reflects the intense oranges, pinks, and purples of the spring sunset. A dirt road leads off towards the sunset, beckoning one to follow the dog on an adventure into the vivid colors.
May 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Here’s a dog and a sunset!
Picture of a brindle and while silken Windhound at sunset, standing along a dirt road in a field. The vividly orange, pink, and purple sky reflects off a puddle behind here.
April 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Got one for Paleo Pines? Bonus points for herbal, as this is kiddo’s current favorite game.
The Paleo Pines game logo/promo art. Pic of a child with brown skin and hair riding a blue parasaurolophus. The background is busy and full of flowers, trees and fields. The art style is bright, cute, and cheerful.
April 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Apple Photos does the same thing for my dog! Definitely not a cat!
Picture of a brindle and white Silken Windhound laying on an orange towel. Her ears are up and her alert eyes are looking at the camera. She is definitely not a cat.
April 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Here is a 10 month old puppy!
Picture of a brindle and white silken Windhound wearing a burgundy fleece jacket standing outside in front of a flowering tree. She looks slightly sad to be standing in the light rain
March 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Fern, the Silken Fruit Bat (aka Silken Windhound)
Picture of a brindle and white Silken Windhound. She is looking up at the camera and giving puppy dog eyes. She has a long nose and her ears are pricked up like a Fruit Bat.
March 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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OMG. Sighthound dramatics! Mine is a sprinter. Wants to zoom as fast as possible for 20 minutes and then nap for 2 hrs. (Dog tax included)
Picture of a brindle and white silken Windhound laying down on the grass. Her snoot is long and ears are pricked up.
March 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Sword dog challenges you to a duel, of cuteness!
Picture of a brindle and white Silken Windhound holding a stuffed sword doggie toy by the blade, giving strong side eye to the camera
March 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Depression sucks. Here is a picture of a cute dog (aka Fern the fruit bat) to ease the load. You matter, despite the lies depression tells you.
Picture of a brindle and white silken windhound. The picture is focused on her nose and pricked ears. She looks like a flying fox fruit bat, but in an adorable way
February 5, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Here’s Fern the fruit bat!
Picture of a brindle and white silken Windhound, laying on a mat while looking up at the camera with ears up and an alert expression.
January 13, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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Have you heard of Silken Windhounds? All of the good feature of a Borzoi, none of the annoying ones. World’s fastest couch potatoes. Plus, they are super cute!
Close up picture of a Silken Windhound’s nose. It is a looooong nose, dark in color. The doggo is snoozing adorably.
December 18, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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Behold, the graceful silken fruit bat in her natural habitat.
A picture of a 7 month old brindle and white Silken Windhound lounging on a grey sofa. Her ears are pricked, and she has a confused, quizzical expression.
December 5, 2023 at 5:28 AM