Someone needs to let him know that putting a block of cheese on his head and telling his latest cum concubine that her million dollar check is in the mail just makes him look like a cuck. Not manly.

It’s a shame he doesn’t have any helpful anxiety.

This feels like the internet equivalent of arguing with your ex in a fucking Taco Bell parking lot. Absolute trash.

As useless as a no-mouthed dog in a frisbee throwing contest.

Moe’s!