Lucas S Diamond
@monkeydoctor.bsky.social
Football, UK politics & International news, funny people, and junk food. Music, living, and drinking. Oh, and fish finger sandwiches. All in no particular order
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You must have missed this part
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You must have missed this part
Now we know the next breaking news was pre planned 🤣🤣
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Now we know the next breaking news was pre planned 🤣🤣
Whilst undertaking a ceasefire agreement by President Donald J Trump i accidentally fueled several jet fighters & ordered them to inflict powerful strikes on my neighbour. This expoldey was in direct response to a deception about human remains & exchanges of gun fire. The ceasefire remains perfecto
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Whilst undertaking a ceasefire agreement by President Donald J Trump i accidentally fueled several jet fighters & ordered them to inflict powerful strikes on my neighbour. This expoldey was in direct response to a deception about human remains & exchanges of gun fire. The ceasefire remains perfecto
Whole network down. Including webite site. They may have taken that down due yo.the number of hits
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Whole network down. Including webite site. They may have taken that down due yo.the number of hits
My attempt of own translation
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My attempt of own translation
OK so first line "sad act" was meant to be about the tool you reference above. Sad act meaning, loser., knob, arse....etc etc. The next bit was meant to express the sad act who'd say that you you probably has issue with women in general. The next bit, no clue. Last bit is me betting I was right 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
September 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
OK so first line "sad act" was meant to be about the tool you reference above. Sad act meaning, loser., knob, arse....etc etc. The next bit was meant to express the sad act who'd say that you you probably has issue with women in general. The next bit, no clue. Last bit is me betting I was right 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I cant believe when I was a kid and played with my Ghostbuster projector that I was actually committing a crime 😫 8 yr old me needs to hand himself in, along with every teacher who ever used a OHP
September 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I cant believe when I was a kid and played with my Ghostbuster projector that I was actually committing a crime 😫 8 yr old me needs to hand himself in, along with every teacher who ever used a OHP
As the performance i attended clearly suggests, this was a Cold Play, and to save the life of a colleague we immediately needed to cuddle for warmth. We were not ducking from cameras, but merely collapsing to the floor from exhaustion.
July 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
As the performance i attended clearly suggests, this was a Cold Play, and to save the life of a colleague we immediately needed to cuddle for warmth. We were not ducking from cameras, but merely collapsing to the floor from exhaustion.
Think we've just discovered how his articles are written
July 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Think we've just discovered how his articles are written
Former McDonald's employee to call new boss to discuss Q1 results
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Former McDonald's employee to call new boss to discuss Q1 results
This is a better design shape than a cybertruck and a thing of beauty
March 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is a better design shape than a cybertruck and a thing of beauty
When it's built, there will be enough tarmac to fill our potholes.
January 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When it's built, there will be enough tarmac to fill our potholes.
I never did read that book on setting limits and not getting ahead of myself
January 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I never did read that book on setting limits and not getting ahead of myself
All data confirms these facts
January 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
All data confirms these facts
I am The Santa Claus!!!
December 20, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I am The Santa Claus!!!
Happy not birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social here's NOT Han Solo in my curtain
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Happy not birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social here's NOT Han Solo in my curtain
You don't see me showing off over here with my lucky dip win. You rich lotto winners are all the same! 🤣
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 AM
You don't see me showing off over here with my lucky dip win. You rich lotto winners are all the same! 🤣
This is Queen Bella, or two house Bella. She's not mine, but she invades my house any time I leave the door open
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 PM
This is Queen Bella, or two house Bella. She's not mine, but she invades my house any time I leave the door open
The levels of irony.....
November 20, 2024 at 6:10 PM
The levels of irony.....
This is Bella.
Bella doesn't live here.
But that doesn't stop Bella.
To Bella, you leave a door open that's just an extension to her yard.
Bella doesn't live here.
But that doesn't stop Bella.
To Bella, you leave a door open that's just an extension to her yard.
November 15, 2024 at 7:04 AM
This is Bella.
Bella doesn't live here.
But that doesn't stop Bella.
To Bella, you leave a door open that's just an extension to her yard.
Bella doesn't live here.
But that doesn't stop Bella.
To Bella, you leave a door open that's just an extension to her yard.