monkeybutter.bsky.social
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Ok, no more DMs now. There's a small percentage that are normal but the rest are a mixture of spam and just plain weird.
We stayed at this wonderful place on Halloween. It was absolutely amazing to be here.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Asda coffee in a cup bigger than the one I had my oats in. My priorities are clear.
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Thing is with black cats is that it's difficult to know what bit's what.
I've found myself in low lighting pspspsing at a hot water bottle before now.

He's just resting sweetly and gently snoring after doing some crimes.
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is a photo I took of that event...
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hi 🙂
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Behold the grey cat/white face mark counterpart. Here he's discovering that the toy banana he holds is almost entirely made of catnip.
September 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This hash brown bowl was too pretty to eat without keeping a memory of how lovely and colourful it was.
It had guacamole, tomato and chilli and cashew cheese sauce on it.
I love visually vibrant and colourful food.
September 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I ordered a few small boxes of cat food from a great online pet store.
Evri rarely surprise me because their delivery service is usually problematic.
But this is a new one where they appear to have had my parcel ready to go out to me, but suddenly decided that it's too big for their normal people.
August 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I got a message that makes it look like my box of cat food just sneaked into the warehouse and made the delivery staff jump because of its incredible enormousness.
Apparently my cat food package is so big they needed a special courier and didn't notice they needed this until it was on its way.
August 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Our sausage is a nap monster. Usually on his back and slightly upside down.
August 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I got a small orange within a big orange. Is this some promotional competition from nature where I win a holiday or something?
July 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Depression food.
- must I have much involvement in its creation?
- is it relatively nutritious?
Well ok then.
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Our boy underneath was found by my brother in law as a kitten, living under his motorbike. He was so nervous and not at all confident.
He and the cat above him made friends and he let him into our home where they nap together at every opportunity.
They've been the best of friends for 5 years now.
January 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM