It's a real poser

I can honestly say, hand on heart, that ive never worn an Xmas jumper to the pub.

Many, many fashion atrocities have been committed by me over the decades, but nothing as low as forced festive gear

Im feeling de ja vu from yesterday, here.

A not so insignificant fact that's being overlooked.

Absolutely.

Large G&T? Why that'll be 84 pounds, sir.

Fuck off.

One of the many, many reasons I avoid boozers over the festive period.

The bellend ratio is too extreme, for me.

No point looking at mine.

Daughter uses my account, so as ever, it'll just be filled with Dua Lipa, Swift and ABBA.

With the odd Ferry solo tune messing everything up.

There's a fillet steak in de Aldi for a tenner, and I thought even that was too much.

The first part was your biggest mistake

I will convey my verdict in due course

Placebo?