Monisha Holmes
@monishaholmes.bsky.social
Resident Hawtea, Astrology Writer @Cosmopolitan, MSSW in Healthcare
Feeling so creative today.
February 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Feeling so creative today.
Tell that male, “Catch me if you can.” Swim-free, little mermaid — your words are powerful, so use your language wisely!
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tell that male, “Catch me if you can.” Swim-free, little mermaid — your words are powerful, so use your language wisely!
My super power is falling asleep when I feel over it.
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My super power is falling asleep when I feel over it.
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a puppy. Fish were created to swim freely; men are men, and some men fish.
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a puppy. Fish were created to swim freely; men are men, and some men fish.
Today, we’re learning what “Burpee Tabata” is. Burpee Tabata is 20 seconds of burpees, 10 seconds rest (4 minutes). Enjoy.
January 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Today, we’re learning what “Burpee Tabata” is. Burpee Tabata is 20 seconds of burpees, 10 seconds rest (4 minutes). Enjoy.
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Can alcohol in traditional eggnog with raw eggs protect against salmonella?
In today's episode, a bacteriologist joins us to discuss the latest in eggnogology.
Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3Mut28J
In today's episode, a bacteriologist joins us to discuss the latest in eggnogology.
Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3Mut28J
December 25, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Can alcohol in traditional eggnog with raw eggs protect against salmonella?
In today's episode, a bacteriologist joins us to discuss the latest in eggnogology.
Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3Mut28J
In today's episode, a bacteriologist joins us to discuss the latest in eggnogology.
Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3Mut28J
Explaining Girl Math to my coworker was one of my work day highlights.
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Explaining Girl Math to my coworker was one of my work day highlights.
Wow, Mercury Retrograde is making me realize how oblivious I am.
December 2, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Wow, Mercury Retrograde is making me realize how oblivious I am.
Ever gone on a date and literally had NO IDEA you were on a date?
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Ever gone on a date and literally had NO IDEA you were on a date?
Did you go on a great date, or were you the great date? 😐
November 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Did you go on a great date, or were you the great date? 😐
I don’t understand why some people are so bent on humbling women to the point where they try to devalue someone’s natural gifts. I never see men experience the same unless it is a form of retaliation.
November 25, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I don’t understand why some people are so bent on humbling women to the point where they try to devalue someone’s natural gifts. I never see men experience the same unless it is a form of retaliation.
Even if the bar doesn’t offer non-alcoholic options, ask if drinks can be made "virgin."
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Even if the bar doesn’t offer non-alcoholic options, ask if drinks can be made "virgin."
On my watch list
November 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
On my watch list
:) long walks.
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 PM
:) long walks.
Time to be painfully boring for a year.
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Time to be painfully boring for a year.
Today was so peaceful. :)
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Today was so peaceful. :)
People are beginning to glitch — commence joy and spark confusion. 🤗🤗🤗
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 AM
People are beginning to glitch — commence joy and spark confusion. 🤗🤗🤗
One day off of Instagram and my face looks prettier to me. Started this morning on a walk, feeling very happy.
November 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
One day off of Instagram and my face looks prettier to me. Started this morning on a walk, feeling very happy.
I like Instagram, but that app seems a bit cooked.
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I like Instagram, but that app seems a bit cooked.
Joy of missing out.
November 17, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Joy of missing out.
When I view the election through the lens of Compati, I understand how Harris lost and Trump won.
Real talk: You won’t find me eating McDonald’s. While that may sound elitist or petty, it’s my truth. The way Trump suffers is different from how I suffer; we are incompatible.
Real talk: You won’t find me eating McDonald’s. While that may sound elitist or petty, it’s my truth. The way Trump suffers is different from how I suffer; we are incompatible.
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
When I view the election through the lens of Compati, I understand how Harris lost and Trump won.
Real talk: You won’t find me eating McDonald’s. While that may sound elitist or petty, it’s my truth. The way Trump suffers is different from how I suffer; we are incompatible.
Real talk: You won’t find me eating McDonald’s. While that may sound elitist or petty, it’s my truth. The way Trump suffers is different from how I suffer; we are incompatible.
The White House is shaping up to be a Frat House, and I’d advise staying far from the parties — oh and let them eat McDonalds.
November 17, 2024 at 4:41 PM
The White House is shaping up to be a Frat House, and I’d advise staying far from the parties — oh and let them eat McDonalds.
This Barbie uses ChatGPT to initiate basic conversations
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
This Barbie uses ChatGPT to initiate basic conversations