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Monisha Holmes
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Resident Hawtea, Astrology Writer @Cosmopolitan, MSSW in Healthcare
Feeling so creative today.
February 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Tell that male, “Catch me if you can.” Swim-free, little mermaid — your words are powerful, so use your language wisely!
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My super power is falling asleep when I feel over it.
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a puppy. Fish were created to swim freely; men are men, and some men fish.
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Today, we’re learning what “Burpee Tabata” is. Burpee Tabata is 20 seconds of burpees, 10 seconds rest (4 minutes). Enjoy.
January 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Can alcohol in traditional eggnog with raw eggs protect against salmonella?

In today's episode, a bacteriologist joins us to discuss the latest in eggnogology.

Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3Mut28J
December 25, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Explaining Girl Math to my coworker was one of my work day highlights.
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Wow, Mercury Retrograde is making me realize how oblivious I am.
December 2, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Ever gone on a date and literally had NO IDEA you were on a date?
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Did you go on a great date, or were you the great date? 😐
November 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I don’t understand why some people are so bent on humbling women to the point where they try to devalue someone’s natural gifts. I never see men experience the same unless it is a form of retaliation.
November 25, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Even if the bar doesn’t offer non-alcoholic options, ask if drinks can be made "virgin."
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
On my watch list
November 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
:) long walks.
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Time to be painfully boring for a year.
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Today was so peaceful. :)
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
People are beginning to glitch — commence joy and spark confusion. 🤗🤗🤗
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Ngl, sometimes it feels like strangers are surprised to see that life is going well for me. #BlackJoy
November 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
One day off of Instagram and my face looks prettier to me. Started this morning on a walk, feeling very happy.
November 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I like Instagram, but that app seems a bit cooked.
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Joy of missing out.
November 17, 2024 at 11:48 PM
When I view the election through the lens of Compati, I understand how Harris lost and Trump won.

Real talk: You won’t find me eating McDonald’s. While that may sound elitist or petty, it’s my truth. The way Trump suffers is different from how I suffer; we are incompatible.
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
The White House is shaping up to be a Frat House, and I’d advise staying far from the parties — oh and let them eat McDonalds.
November 17, 2024 at 4:41 PM
This Barbie uses ChatGPT to initiate basic conversations
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM