One more sleep until the Red Apple
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One more sleep until the Red Apple
A VERY IMPORTANT PSA: there is a Halloween special early voting sticker if you cast your vote today 😭😭😭
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A VERY IMPORTANT PSA: there is a Halloween special early voting sticker if you cast your vote today 😭😭😭
Rhymes with DUCK FUOMO
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Rhymes with DUCK FUOMO
Made a Pumpkaboo today
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Made a Pumpkaboo today
Some editorial board they’ve got over there at the Post
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Some editorial board they’ve got over there at the Post
If you see this billboard up in NY, LA, or London, it has my ACTUAL handwriting on it! Still feels unreal, and obviously I’m bragging about it on every platform!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see this billboard up in NY, LA, or London, it has my ACTUAL handwriting on it! Still feels unreal, and obviously I’m bragging about it on every platform!!!!!!
My closet is much more suited to Nine Inch Nails tonight than it was for Oasis yesterday lol
September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My closet is much more suited to Nine Inch Nails tonight than it was for Oasis yesterday lol
So…..did they print out enough scavenger hunt cards?
August 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So…..did they print out enough scavenger hunt cards?
Currently editing down my closet, and it’s honestly impressive how I managed to cram all this into one IKEA cabinet?
August 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Currently editing down my closet, and it’s honestly impressive how I managed to cram all this into one IKEA cabinet?
Meanwhile, Fort Greene for Zohran.
June 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Meanwhile, Fort Greene for Zohran.
Generational thrift haul today: LV Skate Sneakers and Y-3 Adidas Stan Smith Zips
June 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Generational thrift haul today: LV Skate Sneakers and Y-3 Adidas Stan Smith Zips
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
March 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
Ran the Tokyo Marathon, my fifth one!
March 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ran the Tokyo Marathon, my fifth one!
The dumbest fucking timeline
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The dumbest fucking timeline
You reminded me to check all my keyboards and for some reason I have English QWERTY twice 🤔🤔🤔
January 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You reminded me to check all my keyboards and for some reason I have English QWERTY twice 🤔🤔🤔
Skeets >>>>> xeets 🤮🤮🤮
July 25, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Skeets >>>>> xeets 🤮🤮🤮
BRB sobbing in the bar because my bf got me the Blonde vinyl 😭😭😭
June 24, 2023 at 10:42 PM
BRB sobbing in the bar because my bf got me the Blonde vinyl 😭😭😭
*orangeness intensifies*
June 7, 2023 at 5:47 PM
*orangeness intensifies*
I JUST AUSTIN POWERS’D MYSELF FUCK
June 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
I JUST AUSTIN POWERS’D MYSELF FUCK
I haven’t posted anything in years and really only go on Facebook to use my neighborhood’s Buy Nothing group so I don’t know what Community Standards I broke and what they’re even referring to???????
June 2, 2023 at 2:49 PM
I haven’t posted anything in years and really only go on Facebook to use my neighborhood’s Buy Nothing group so I don’t know what Community Standards I broke and what they’re even referring to???????
Get me the fuck out of SF
May 30, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Get me the fuck out of SF
I just loudly yelled “NO” after booting up my Roku and seeing this
May 23, 2023 at 5:21 PM
I just loudly yelled “NO” after booting up my Roku and seeing this