the charity was obviously always getting the money. the fact that this host needs this bit for three hours is... embarrassing.

all i want is for someone to turn around and say, "i could give two shits about this shtick. cbs, if you can buy warner bros, you can give the boys and girls club $1 million and more."

between this and what he supposedly sent to stephen miller, these seem like the most miserable group chats to ever exist.

it will always be a mystery why congress thought his conversation with zelensky was a quid pro quo...

the other stuff really does seem like 'locker room talk' in comparison, and that's saying a lot 🤮

can we talk about his hat? he’s literally wearing it because he can’t handle that people ONLINE always say hillary was right about everything, so he had to usurp the expression!

imagine if these companies just… paid taxes.

i think we found Big Balls 👏

i couldn’t get over how thick and high-quality all his denim looked!!

so let's get this straight: dems can't get people to vote, but they can get them to go to small local town halls...

i’m sorry, are we forcing people to work on farms or we’re automating these jobs? the word “participation” is doing a lot of work here.