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Monica Perry
@monicaperry.bsky.social
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I like animals, reading/audiobooks, playing word games and watching documentaries, detective/true crime tv, baking shows, and Golden Girls. Democrat in a red state trying to navigate and learn and do what I can to make it better. @ jaffobsession on xitter
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It's 2025 so can people who sell clothing please be for fucking real? When I click on a description of an XXL sports bra I don't want to see this. Not helpful 😒 Also can we perhaps have some models under 5'9"?
Photo of a very thin, small-chested model in a gray sports bra and black leggings
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Caturday
Photo of a person lying in bed with 4 snoozing cats - 1 lying on top of the person's legs and 3 pressed alongside the legs. And definitely not a pile of freshly washed and folded laundry just sitting on the end of the bed.
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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My 2025 pumpkin carving effort. It was supposed to be a raccoon but it kinda looks more like a bear? Best part is, if you click to enlarge, the reflection on the table looks like he's giving 🖕. 😂 #Halloween #JackOLantern
A lighted jack o' lantern sitting on a table. It was supposed to be a raccoon but looks more like a bear. Beneath it is a reflection that looks like he is giving the middle finger. Behind it is a smaller lighted ceramic jack o' lantern.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Release me expeditiously! I have hallowe'en mayhem to plan. 🐈‍⬛👻🎃
Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes inside a cat carrier. His mouth is open mid- meow.
October 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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This week the MAGA bacon grease and whipping cream diet. Next week mandatory smoking.
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Screenshot from @whitstillman. "The late Charles Krauthammer on Trump: 'This is beyond narcissism. I used to think Teump was an 11 year old, an underdeveloped schoolyard bully. I was off by about 10 years. His needs are more primitive, an infantile hunger for approval and praise, a craving that can never be satisfied. He lives in a cocoon of solipsism where the world outside himself has value - indeed exists- only insofar as it sustains and inflates him. He is dangerously out of the mainstream and temperamentally unfit to command the nation.'
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Justin Trudeau is dating KATY PERRY? oomf.
Photo of internet cat celebrity Uni, a freaking adorable tuxedo cat with a white chin and paw, making a shocked aghast expression.
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I have $75 in #Torrid cash that expires tonight that I won't use, if anyone would like it! I didn't realize that you could gift it.
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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😂
Screenshot of a phone notification from Duolingo that says POV: You at halftime (bunny emoji and Puerto Rico flag emoji) i sHouLD hAvE leArNED mORE sPaNiSH
October 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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If only he could relax
A small striped tabby kitten is asleep, sprawled out on his back, on top of a blue comforter.
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Churro says 'sup, babes?
A small striped tabby kitten is stretched out on a blue comforter, looking at the camera with a wee smirk on his face.
September 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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'tis a goat in me yard
A black and tan goat munching on kudzu in a grassy yard.
September 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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The U.S. and the Holocaust | PBS by Ken Burns, Lynn Novick and Sarah Botstein @pbs.org
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Screenshot of a tweet by Brian Tyler Cohen @ NoLieWithBTC. The Holocaust Museum says they are "temporarily" closing an exhibit that shows how the U.S. turned away Jewish refugees during World War 2. This comes as Trump ordered Smithsonian museums to be vetted for "anti- American content." The first photo is of a Holocaust museum exhibit and the second is a haggard orange spray-painted dipshit.
September 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Image of Chris Farley as Matt Foley on Saturday Night Live which says FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET OUT OUT OF OUR LIVES!
August 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Next Door 🙄
Screenshot of a post on Next Door. Someone says a restaurant's cheese bread is to die for, and a putz responds with 'only God, county (I assume they mean countRy) and family is to die for.
August 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A tiny tabby kitten named Churro is sitting on a wooden shelf looking at the camera Tiny tabby kitten Churro sleeping on the top of a brown recliner chapel in front of a window.
August 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Bienvenido Churro!
A lady holding a tiny tabby kitten named Churro whose mouth is open mid-meow, making him look surprised.
August 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Beside the point, wtf is this
Photo of Cheryl Hines sitting at a vanity table. Behind her there is a wig becoming one with an organizer drawer in what looks like a bad photoshop.
August 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I haven't bought anything from Amazon in awhile but like - how do I get this price? When you click thru it's like $284.
Screenshot of a Google search result for a countertop water distiller, listed for $1.00
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Olive, a brown and white tabby cat with glowing green eyes is on a white sheet, wrapped up in her favorite fuzzy pink blanket with her head peeking out.
August 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Time for a new protest mask
A silver reflective sunglasses/face shield combo A reflective rainbow visor/face shield combo
August 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Only missing one thing
Image of the Teletubbies TV show background; a green grass covered hill, a blue sky with some white clouds and a sun with a smiling baby's face in it.
August 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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A black and white cat sitting on a sidewalk in the early dawn light, its eyes glowing yellow from the camera flash.
July 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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A smiling stick-figure man holding a Cinderella block over his head, preparing to throw it.
July 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Butt purse! Booty bag? Tushy tote? Heinie handbag?
A shiny gold acrylic purse shaped like a butt, with a thin chain strap. For sale on OfferUp app.
July 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM