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For May the 4th, the White House shared a meme of Trump as a "patriotic Jedi"—muscles bulging, surrounded by eagles & flags, but with a red lightsaber—a symbol of the Sith, the dark side of the Force who are all about power through hate, fear, and manipulation. Seems pretty accurate in that regard.
May 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
For May the 4th, the White House shared a meme of Trump as a "patriotic Jedi"—muscles bulging, surrounded by eagles & flags, but with a red lightsaber—a symbol of the Sith, the dark side of the Force who are all about power through hate, fear, and manipulation. Seems pretty accurate in that regard.
Behold the unholy vision: Trump crowned MAGA pope, swaddled in vestments of torn American flags and grifter gold. His dead eyes blaze red with glee as old alliances shatter. MAGA ghouls whirl and wail, drunk on lies, gnawing truth to bone, birthing new nightmares in the smoke.
May 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Behold the unholy vision: Trump crowned MAGA pope, swaddled in vestments of torn American flags and grifter gold. His dead eyes blaze red with glee as old alliances shatter. MAGA ghouls whirl and wail, drunk on lies, gnawing truth to bone, birthing new nightmares in the smoke.
The real image should crown Trump not as pope but as the blasphemous icon of a rage cult—sitting in hellfire, clad in ego & deceit, hailed by zealots who traded compassion for cruelty & wrapped their idolatry in a flag. MAGA didn’t lose its way—it sold its soul.
May 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The real image should crown Trump not as pope but as the blasphemous icon of a rage cult—sitting in hellfire, clad in ego & deceit, hailed by zealots who traded compassion for cruelty & wrapped their idolatry in a flag. MAGA didn’t lose its way—it sold its soul.
Saturn’s moon Mimas looks a lot like the Death Star from Star Wars. Happy Star Wars day! May the 4th be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Saturn’s moon Mimas looks a lot like the Death Star from Star Wars. Happy Star Wars day! May the 4th be with you!
The Pentagon posted an AI image of Pete Hegseth with only 3 fingers, a backwards flag, and a border fantasy that highlights the incompetence of Trump-era leadership. "100% operational control" over cringe is the only thing this image manages to accomplish
May 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The Pentagon posted an AI image of Pete Hegseth with only 3 fingers, a backwards flag, and a border fantasy that highlights the incompetence of Trump-era leadership. "100% operational control" over cringe is the only thing this image manages to accomplish
Senator Elissa Slotkin thinks "oligarchy" is too fancy for regular people, suggesting we call it something simpler like "kings." Here’s a list of other fun "simplifications" for political terms, because who needs nuance when you can just talk down to voters, right?
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Senator Elissa Slotkin thinks "oligarchy" is too fancy for regular people, suggesting we call it something simpler like "kings." Here’s a list of other fun "simplifications" for political terms, because who needs nuance when you can just talk down to voters, right?
No new toys under the tree this year,
Tariffs hit—& the shelves are bare,
Kids unwrap what’s left behind,
Broken pieces, half-repaired, intertwined
Recycled junk in place of joy,
Half-repaired relics—not new toys.
What’s left to give, when nothing’s brand new?
Just patched-up toys—& a debt we accrue
Tariffs hit—& the shelves are bare,
Kids unwrap what’s left behind,
Broken pieces, half-repaired, intertwined
Recycled junk in place of joy,
Half-repaired relics—not new toys.
What’s left to give, when nothing’s brand new?
Just patched-up toys—& a debt we accrue
May 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No new toys under the tree this year,
Tariffs hit—& the shelves are bare,
Kids unwrap what’s left behind,
Broken pieces, half-repaired, intertwined
Recycled junk in place of joy,
Half-repaired relics—not new toys.
What’s left to give, when nothing’s brand new?
Just patched-up toys—& a debt we accrue
Tariffs hit—& the shelves are bare,
Kids unwrap what’s left behind,
Broken pieces, half-repaired, intertwined
Recycled junk in place of joy,
Half-repaired relics—not new toys.
What’s left to give, when nothing’s brand new?
Just patched-up toys—& a debt we accrue
At the grocery pump, I swipe with dread,
Eggs cost a fortune, so does bread.
Fueling the hunger, while reason slips,
Prices climb, but we bite our lips.
Swipe and pray, hope it’s enough,
Filling up on overpriced stuff.
Swipe again, watch it soar—
The grocery pump leaves us wanting more.
Eggs cost a fortune, so does bread.
Fueling the hunger, while reason slips,
Prices climb, but we bite our lips.
Swipe and pray, hope it’s enough,
Filling up on overpriced stuff.
Swipe again, watch it soar—
The grocery pump leaves us wanting more.
May 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
At the grocery pump, I swipe with dread,
Eggs cost a fortune, so does bread.
Fueling the hunger, while reason slips,
Prices climb, but we bite our lips.
Swipe and pray, hope it’s enough,
Filling up on overpriced stuff.
Swipe again, watch it soar—
The grocery pump leaves us wanting more.
Eggs cost a fortune, so does bread.
Fueling the hunger, while reason slips,
Prices climb, but we bite our lips.
Swipe and pray, hope it’s enough,
Filling up on overpriced stuff.
Swipe again, watch it soar—
The grocery pump leaves us wanting more.
For Christmas, the dolls were all broke,
The kids stared in silence, then spoke:
"These aren't what we wanted,
They're old and they're haunted!
Trump's idea of fun is a joke!"
The kids stared in silence, then spoke:
"These aren't what we wanted,
They're old and they're haunted!
Trump's idea of fun is a joke!"
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
For Christmas, the dolls were all broke,
The kids stared in silence, then spoke:
"These aren't what we wanted,
They're old and they're haunted!
Trump's idea of fun is a joke!"
The kids stared in silence, then spoke:
"These aren't what we wanted,
They're old and they're haunted!
Trump's idea of fun is a joke!"
Young Trump wanted dolls by the score,
But was told, "Only 2, nothing more!"
He screamed with a pout,
Then threw one about,
A tantrum like none seen before!
He grabbed all the dolls he could find,
Not for play, but to ease his mind.
He didn’t care why,
Just wanted to buy
Them so others can't find.
But was told, "Only 2, nothing more!"
He screamed with a pout,
Then threw one about,
A tantrum like none seen before!
He grabbed all the dolls he could find,
Not for play, but to ease his mind.
He didn’t care why,
Just wanted to buy
Them so others can't find.
May 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Young Trump wanted dolls by the score,
But was told, "Only 2, nothing more!"
He screamed with a pout,
Then threw one about,
A tantrum like none seen before!
He grabbed all the dolls he could find,
Not for play, but to ease his mind.
He didn’t care why,
Just wanted to buy
Them so others can't find.
But was told, "Only 2, nothing more!"
He screamed with a pout,
Then threw one about,
A tantrum like none seen before!
He grabbed all the dolls he could find,
Not for play, but to ease his mind.
He didn’t care why,
Just wanted to buy
Them so others can't find.
May 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What will it be today?
I have grade A extra large.
I have grade A large.
I have medium. I have small.
I have brown, and I have white.
Why, look. Just look at these.
So fresh, you could hardly believe it.
Only a buck an egg!
I have grade A extra large.
I have grade A large.
I have medium. I have small.
I have brown, and I have white.
Why, look. Just look at these.
So fresh, you could hardly believe it.
Only a buck an egg!
April 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What will it be today?
I have grade A extra large.
I have grade A large.
I have medium. I have small.
I have brown, and I have white.
Why, look. Just look at these.
So fresh, you could hardly believe it.
Only a buck an egg!
I have grade A extra large.
I have grade A large.
I have medium. I have small.
I have brown, and I have white.
Why, look. Just look at these.
So fresh, you could hardly believe it.
Only a buck an egg!
He's meeting with a delegation and plans on playing hard ball
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
He's meeting with a delegation and plans on playing hard ball
The only Trump-backed ideas I support: stop making new pennies & ditching fake food dye—still just talk. But those don’t even come close to outweighing the nonstop authoritarianism, cruelty & fascist chaos he’s actively pushing. Two comparitively weak ideas don’t redeem a raging authoritarian clown.
April 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The only Trump-backed ideas I support: stop making new pennies & ditching fake food dye—still just talk. But those don’t even come close to outweighing the nonstop authoritarianism, cruelty & fascist chaos he’s actively pushing. Two comparitively weak ideas don’t redeem a raging authoritarian clown.
At this point Trump’s just a bloated toddler smearing filth on the walls from his Depends diapers for attention—he needs firm boundaries, a safe place where he can’t hurt anyone else, and some basic political potty training so he stops leaving messes for grown-ups to clean up after every tantrum.
April 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
At this point Trump’s just a bloated toddler smearing filth on the walls from his Depends diapers for attention—he needs firm boundaries, a safe place where he can’t hurt anyone else, and some basic political potty training so he stops leaving messes for grown-ups to clean up after every tantrum.
He’s one damn sexy president—like a human marshmallow with a long red tie. He’s got a fitness regimen: push the Diet Coke button, then slap some tariffs on something. When he talks about making the country "great again," what he really means is a late-night burger run as he's deporting citizens.
April 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He’s one damn sexy president—like a human marshmallow with a long red tie. He’s got a fitness regimen: push the Diet Coke button, then slap some tariffs on something. When he talks about making the country "great again," what he really means is a late-night burger run as he's deporting citizens.