Mongoose Hanson
@mongoosehanson.bsky.social
I’m just a human who wants to live a peaceful existence.
The same reasons why MAGA has no problem believing the propaganda.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The same reasons why MAGA has no problem believing the propaganda.
And then what? Have another sycophant take her place? We need a fucking coup.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
And then what? Have another sycophant take her place? We need a fucking coup.
I have a feeling each set of released docs will be a little bit worse. And then the videos and pictures will be released.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I have a feeling each set of released docs will be a little bit worse. And then the videos and pictures will be released.
Oh…I’ve seen some dumb MAGA’s, but she might be the dumbest. She might be the Queen of the Dumbs.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Oh…I’ve seen some dumb MAGA’s, but she might be the dumbest. She might be the Queen of the Dumbs.
Yes. People with functioning human brains have been saying this for over a year. I wish the media would listen, for once, instead of coming to this revelation almost a year after it’s been noticed.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yes. People with functioning human brains have been saying this for over a year. I wish the media would listen, for once, instead of coming to this revelation almost a year after it’s been noticed.
Well, MAGA does allow your inner racist, homophobic, and misogynistic flag to fly, so she probably felt more at home with the cult.
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Well, MAGA does allow your inner racist, homophobic, and misogynistic flag to fly, so she probably felt more at home with the cult.
But it’s not satire! Which is both hilarious and terrifying!
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
But it’s not satire! Which is both hilarious and terrifying!
It’s more than just crazy town. It’s fucking bonkers!
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s more than just crazy town. It’s fucking bonkers!
Has anyone asked for comment from the Burger King?
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Has anyone asked for comment from the Burger King?
But Door Dash said inflation is waning! Could it be that hiring Door Dash to perform any tasks for this administration other than to deliver Trump’s buckets of filet of fish and Diet cokes is a fucking bonkers idea only thought of by a teenage boy who can’t drive because he only has his permit?!
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
But Door Dash said inflation is waning! Could it be that hiring Door Dash to perform any tasks for this administration other than to deliver Trump’s buckets of filet of fish and Diet cokes is a fucking bonkers idea only thought of by a teenage boy who can’t drive because he only has his permit?!
We have reached the Brawndo era.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
We have reached the Brawndo era.
Just so we could hire Door Dash to provide inflation data. I hope every comedian tears into this administration.
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just so we could hire Door Dash to provide inflation data. I hope every comedian tears into this administration.
Is Uber going to process our tax returns? Dumbest administration in US history.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Is Uber going to process our tax returns? Dumbest administration in US history.
Are you…are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!! Fucking Door Dash? Can we please start normalizing a coup?! We will not last until 2026 with these absolute imbecilic slugs who are “running” the country. They all have the same IQ as moldy bread. Jesus tapdancing Christ. We are BONED!
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Are you…are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!! Fucking Door Dash? Can we please start normalizing a coup?! We will not last until 2026 with these absolute imbecilic slugs who are “running” the country. They all have the same IQ as moldy bread. Jesus tapdancing Christ. We are BONED!
It’s not really fun, but it lets me voice frustrations at the people who caused all this. I have to make sure I don’t do it too much or I’ll get too riled up, as well.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s not really fun, but it lets me voice frustrations at the people who caused all this. I have to make sure I don’t do it too much or I’ll get too riled up, as well.
Once the Orange Pestilence is out of the White House every single one of those fake gold monstrosities should be removed and auctioned off. All proceeds go to women’s shelters and food banks. At least we could get something out of that trashy crap.
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Once the Orange Pestilence is out of the White House every single one of those fake gold monstrosities should be removed and auctioned off. All proceeds go to women’s shelters and food banks. At least we could get something out of that trashy crap.
SCROTUS will answer that question for you pretty soon. Theoretically, Congress holds the purse strings. But in reality, Roberts is rumored to be in the Epstein files, so who knows what’s going to happen.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
SCROTUS will answer that question for you pretty soon. Theoretically, Congress holds the purse strings. But in reality, Roberts is rumored to be in the Epstein files, so who knows what’s going to happen.
I guarantee embezzling tariff revenue is not protected by his immunity.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I guarantee embezzling tariff revenue is not protected by his immunity.
Of course he did. Truth Social really should be called Lie Central.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Of course he did. Truth Social really should be called Lie Central.
Is this before or after he feasted on the blood of a virgin? That could affect his writing style.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Is this before or after he feasted on the blood of a virgin? That could affect his writing style.
King Donald the Illiterate did not write this.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
King Donald the Illiterate did not write this.
Right. Because MAGA is so well known for their intelligence and critical thinking.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Right. Because MAGA is so well known for their intelligence and critical thinking.