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Too blessed to be stressed
I claim Philadelphia but I really live in the suburbs
June 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I think Taylor Sheridan's TV show '1923' is based on this
June 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
white-bread
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Any survivors down there?
May 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Many people are saying that Stephen Miller caught him in the eye when he was swinging his noodle arms like a windmill in Musk's direction
May 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Didn't take her long to figure that out
May 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They'd totally use this to assign you more shit to do
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
As soon as he said him and Kash are in the office at 6:00a you knew he was lying
May 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hate this administration for making me ponder about stuff like if Stephen Miller would raise an affair baby that his wife had with Elon Musk
May 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hell yeah
May 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
These guys go to these town halls and say shit like, “The president is fighting for you and fighting for me."

That's simply not true and nobody likes being lied to.
May 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He saw that picture of Rudy's hair dye running down his face and was like, "I want that for me."
May 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Refs will even it up by the 4th
May 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gonna have to vibe check that mfer if he keeps it up
May 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fuckin' sucks that he's pardoning these turds. It feels good when grifters actually face justice and it's a slap in the face when they pull that out from under us.
May 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nadler is built like Cotton Hill.
May 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Who looked away first?
May 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shouldn't he be doing something more productive?
May 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Weird headline
May 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They'll be too busy planning their summer vacations to do anything of significance
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I wonder who ghostwrote that for him
May 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I like how you can just lie to congress with no worries of consequences. Those fuckers are just kicking the can down the road hoping that nobody asks, "Why do we keep these guys around if they don't do shit?"
May 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I wouldn't be shocked to see them win this one and then lose the next one
May 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Shit he still has rallies every now and then when he needs a pick-me-up. He doesn't even have anything new to say and does the same old routine he did when he was campaigning.
May 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Raph is the obvious answer because he was always kind of a prick but the more I think about it I think it would actually be Leo or Don for various reasons. Mikey would be part of the 40% that don't vote.
May 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM