Mom’s Special Boy
@momsspecialboy.bsky.social
Mom says I’m special
I want that limited release Star Wars Keffiyeh. Dream collab.
May 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I want that limited release Star Wars Keffiyeh. Dream collab.
Gillian Welch is a national treasure
May 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Gillian Welch is a national treasure
What’s better when going down on someone? To go “full Cookie Monster” or “Animal from the muppets” on it?
April 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What’s better when going down on someone? To go “full Cookie Monster” or “Animal from the muppets” on it?
Why don’t we shout “hear, hear” during public speeches any more
April 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Why don’t we shout “hear, hear” during public speeches any more
It’s so fucking hard working two jobs. Being a tastemaker is hard enough without having to be a thought leader too. Do not think that the responsibility rests lightly on my shoulders.
March 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s so fucking hard working two jobs. Being a tastemaker is hard enough without having to be a thought leader too. Do not think that the responsibility rests lightly on my shoulders.
Oh how I weep when my bros, my compadres, my brothers from other mothers use such heinous invective in reference to my person 😩😭
February 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh how I weep when my bros, my compadres, my brothers from other mothers use such heinous invective in reference to my person 😩😭
I’m like Muhammad Ali if he lost every fight, but just kept talking
February 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m like Muhammad Ali if he lost every fight, but just kept talking
I’m gonna stop saying “I don’t know” at work and instead say “unfortunately, if you have to you will likely never know”
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m gonna stop saying “I don’t know” at work and instead say “unfortunately, if you have to you will likely never know”
I will be unavailable due to a broth related injury
February 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I will be unavailable due to a broth related injury
6 weddings next year and I cannot wait to regurgitate the most recent book I have read to a distant relative at each of them
February 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
6 weddings next year and I cannot wait to regurgitate the most recent book I have read to a distant relative at each of them
Let us not learn from our mistakes
February 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Let us not learn from our mistakes
Why don’t kids solve mysteries anymore?
February 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why don’t kids solve mysteries anymore?
Thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who is already dead. Praying for a full and speedy recovery.
February 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who is already dead. Praying for a full and speedy recovery.
I need a concoction or an elixir for what ails me
February 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I need a concoction or an elixir for what ails me
They say you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink, but I can do neither and am fully at peace with thus
February 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They say you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink, but I can do neither and am fully at peace with thus
5 inches of snow in the ground. Gonna water the front steps and then order a pizza! Good luck buddy if it’s not hear in 30 mins it’s free
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
5 inches of snow in the ground. Gonna water the front steps and then order a pizza! Good luck buddy if it’s not hear in 30 mins it’s free
The dude from the Mr Bean woulda been a funny recast for no country for old men
February 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The dude from the Mr Bean woulda been a funny recast for no country for old men
Woulda been a surgeon but couldn’t fathom getting that deep inside someone else
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Woulda been a surgeon but couldn’t fathom getting that deep inside someone else
You ever watch sports with someone who is unemployed and ur like damn bro how u know the backups stats like that
February 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You ever watch sports with someone who is unemployed and ur like damn bro how u know the backups stats like that
I’m not gullible y’all I can stopp gulling whenever I font listen to what people say and just believe it I think about it all and then believe it after I think about it all so I am not guilty of gulling
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m not gullible y’all I can stopp gulling whenever I font listen to what people say and just believe it I think about it all and then believe it after I think about it all so I am not guilty of gulling
If I didn’t have my doodads nobody would recognize me as a real one
February 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If I didn’t have my doodads nobody would recognize me as a real one
I’m the motherfucking Robert Moses of my dad’s garage
January 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m the motherfucking Robert Moses of my dad’s garage
I wanna be the Tony hawk of vape tricks if we were in a world where superheroes existed
January 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I wanna be the Tony hawk of vape tricks if we were in a world where superheroes existed
I’m coming out. I am the eponymous Q of QAnon fame
January 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m coming out. I am the eponymous Q of QAnon fame
