wally🌟
@mompasaurus.bsky.social
they/them, 25. homestuck, ynfg, pjsk, whatever da hell i want
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commission info: https://mompasaurus.carrd.co/
i forgot about this place lol.
#homestuck
#homestuck
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i forgot about this place lol.
#homestuck
#homestuck
skinny ass twink hand get outta here
January 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
skinny ass twink hand get outta here
January 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cronus and kankri to me
December 21, 2024 at 7:22 PM
cronus and kankri to me
my kankri dragon. if you even care
December 7, 2024 at 6:14 PM
my kankri dragon. if you even care
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 PM
if i ever don't post smiling kankri then presume i am dead.
#homestuck
#homestuck
November 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
if i ever don't post smiling kankri then presume i am dead.
#homestuck
#homestuck
sociolinguistic differences
#homestuck
#homestuck
November 12, 2024 at 9:49 PM
sociolinguistic differences
#homestuck
#homestuck
November 12, 2024 at 9:46 PM
i need to buy a lottery ticket right now
November 10, 2024 at 7:20 AM
i need to buy a lottery ticket right now
source of my icon. his whistle chew necklace
November 7, 2024 at 3:05 PM
source of my icon. his whistle chew necklace
i guess this can go here... never posted this one anywhere cus i was too shy lol. warning for non-explicit discussion of sex. they just got married in this scenario
![DIRK: God, I’m so glad that’s over. I’m fucking exhausted.
KANKRI: Yes, me too.
DIRK: I had a surprisingly good time, though.
DIRK: And at least we get to stay in this baller ass hotel room.
DIRK: There was a chandelier hanging from the ceiling when we walked in, that’s how you know it’s classy as shit.
KANKRI: The chandelier is a nice touch, yes.
KANKRI: I had a good time, too. Despite my overall reluctance throughout this whole process, I have to say it far exceeded my expectations…
DIRK: Yeah? That’s good to hear.
DIRK: By the way, are you… ok?
KANKRI: What?
DIRK: You look a little tense. Is something up?
KANKRI: I am… just tired after the ceremony is all.
DIRK: I don’t blame you there. I’m gonna get changed out of this stuffy ass suit now, if you don’t mind.
[dirk starts to unbutton his shirt, and kankri visibly becomes uncomfortable. he shrivels up like aluminum foil]
DIRK: …Dude, what’s up with you? You’ve seen me without clothes before.
KANKRI: I know…! Just…
KANKRI: I have done a lot of research leading up to tonight, you know this. Is it not tradition for newly wed couples to… engage in sexual activities after the ceremony?
DIRK: Oh. That’s what you’re worried about?
DIRK: We don’t have to do that, Kankri.
KANKRI: We don’t?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:asosula5i3znk6tbyxrasm3r/bafkreihxztysblkaff3qyb6p5hnrz72a7o6qvsbj7georuo3p473f7dd3a@jpeg)
![DIRK: Oh. Really?
KANKRI: Yes, and that’s what has me the most worried, because I wouldn’t want to ruin this moment for you with my own issues and inexperience.
DIRK: Dude.
DIRK: You are not gonna ruin anything, I can sure as hell promise you that. Besides, I’m hardly more experienced than you even if I am kind of a horny bastard sometimes.
KANKRI: Right. Okay.
DIRK: Hey…
[dirk walks to where kankri is sitting on the edge of the bed and smoothly straddles his lap. kankri leans back a little, uncertain.]
DIRK: Just chill out, and don’t think too hard about it, ok? We can let whatever happens happen, and if you decide you wanna stop then it’s no biggie.
DIRK: You don’t have to worry about anything. It’s just me.
KANKRI: …
KANKRI: Yeah, it is just you, isn’t it?
[kankri visibly relaxes and shyly smiles at dirk, who returns it. kankri brings him in for a kiss.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:asosula5i3znk6tbyxrasm3r/bafkreiczcetu2phdz3p4g6wkng36w2vtmgbyy543swqqj5hkldgn4yr5ju@jpeg)
November 5, 2024 at 5:14 AM
i guess this can go here... never posted this one anywhere cus i was too shy lol. warning for non-explicit discussion of sex. they just got married in this scenario
October 29, 2024 at 1:12 AM