I find it bizarre when people ask the dog what her name is. I just let the question hang for a bit, in the hope that the person might start to think for a split second that the dog might just answer.

That moment someone from work calls, thinking their video is turned off but it's on...

and they're not dressed....

Grateful that it's taken this long before it has happened...

But I'm mortified...

Tedious and brief.

Nothing makes me think of reggae more than...