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Holy shit
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Girls (me) only want one thing and it's fucking incredible
Zongzi, a dim sum staple- sticky rice with a meat filling steamed inside a leaf. Probably bamboo or banana, I forget which. There's a variation that uses lotus leaf too
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Well at least he's consistent
www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/a...
Article text quoting trump that says, "So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, 'Oh my God, that's disgusting,' and I turned away. I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. He's bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible. You know, beautiful marble floor, didn't look like it. It changed colour. Became very red." Trump quote from linked article reading, "I was saying, 'Get that blood cleaned up! It's disgusting!' The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say is he OK. It's just not my thing."
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It's not like he didn't know what it was
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Just block them
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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See, I was thinking more like a medical aura
Wikipedia text reading, "An aura is a perceptual disturbance experienced by some with epilepsy or migraine. An epileptic aura is actually a minor seizure."
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I agree that i dont want my kids worrying about politics more than can be helped but this is such a weird perspective because I have always wanted my kids to know how politicians are fucking things up and never wanted them to put any politician on any sort of pedestal.
Screenshot from the linked Daily Kos article reading: "And yet their doubts feel so sacrilegious they won’t even share them with their 9-year-old son. “I don’t want to mess up a 9-year-old’s version of the president of the United States by saying, I’m not happy that the president is doing this, this, this,” Jessie told the Post. “That’s not something the 9-year-old needs to be worried about.”"
October 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I listened to a video yesterday about how the Harry Potter franchise was basically a juggernaut of merchandising & wow, this exemplifies that. These things were the litch main villain's phylacteries that he created to commemorate murders he committed that were significant to him. Great ornaments!
Ad from Pottery Barn Teen with top text saying, "Your dream room starts here. Find..." a picture in the middle of the horcruxes from the Harry Potter movies as little ornaments with ribbon on them for hanging, and bottom text reading, "Harry Potter (TM) Horcrux (TM) Ornaments" with a link to the store page
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Sure, and let's link my Stardew Valley achievements too. Do you think potential employers would want to see my best Minecraft builds? Do they need to know how far I got in Breath of the Wild also? I'm playing a really good city builder game, should we attach a copy of my town right now?
Screenshot from duolingo with the owl (duo) holding the LinkedIn logo happily with bottom text reading, "Select Scores to add to LinkedIn profile"
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Screenshot of the entry in the D&D monster's manual for Shambling Mound
September 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Screenshot of the Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya is looking in confusion at Vizzini, whose vocabulary he is doubting
September 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
Cream colored hamster wearing pink Barbie shades on its forehead sitting in a pink Barbie convertible. The entire picture has a softening filter on and there are small fairy lights around but not on the car. Across the middle of the image is the pink text, "the horrors persist, but so do I"
September 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Celine Dion looking perturbed on the phone with bottom text, "je téléphone à la police," which is obviously "I'm telephoning the police"
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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To highlight how deranged this claim is:
Screencap from the CDC website from their National Center for Health Statistics titled "Deaths and Mortality". It reads, "Data are for the U.S. Number of deaths: 3,090,964"
September 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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(Excited, unintelligible noises)
Screenshot from the Steam website announcing Town to City is launching on September 16! (!!!!!)
September 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Voila
Dangly guillotine earrings. They're made of wood. Little mirror shards in the shape of a guillotine blade dangle at the top of the device by metal loops. You can't tell from the picture but the guillotine themselves are a little over an inch tall
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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To be more concerned that government waste might occur than people might DIE is so gross
Excerpt from the article reading: "But even after last week's tragic flooding, Belew expressed concern over spending on such a system: "God only knows what's going to happen, what kind of government waste we might get going into an alert system," he said on Monday's segment."
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Ohhh shit look who showed up this morning! Sirenhead is home!
Really nice quality plush of the monster Sirenhead waving in a friendly manner. I'm holding it, but pretend I'm not there.
July 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Actual post from my neighborhood Facebook group. The people around me are maniacs.
Post on a red background with light pink font. The post reads: "Who do you guys prefer to call to check if there is a Gas Leak 💨 in the House☢️" Waiting for the follow up post of 🤯
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Picture of the nightmare fuel sentient pink fridge from the Billion Surprise Toys youtube channel. It is shrugging and looking directly into the camera with its horrible, glassy, dead eyes
June 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Ok I get that it doesn't necessarily translate well to photos, but this might be the best red sauce I've ever made. It coated the pasta really well too
I really knocked it out of the fucking park tonight
Close up of some really fucking delicious red sauce It's bright red and sort of shiny, there are pieces of basil and other not basil looking things visible Spaghetti rigati coated evenly in red sauce.
June 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM